Cobus de Beer

Seen it all, done most of it and now enjoying my retirement. If it wasn't for the gutter, my sense of humour would be homeless. I identify as an asshole.

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@conquertheno Si, señor!

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@chefsevenn With Basmati rice and naan? Hell, yes!

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@CTOTHELOS77 Afrikaans word "kak," meaning sh!t in English.

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@chefsevenn Personal choice: homemade mustard made with Colman's Hot English mustard powder, condensed milk and brown grape vinegar and allowed to develop in the fridge for a week.

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@TrumpsHurricane Ginger root

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@FoodPleaser Milk.

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@WHATSFORDlNNER YESSSS!!!

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@otokyo Anything he's comfortable with...

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@FoodPleaser Adequate

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@FoodPleaser No, just pasta

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@dsherr13 @FoodPleaser Fig is not a fruit. Biologically it's an edible flower.

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@foodietechlab Send it back. I'm highly allergic to bananas.

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@FoodPleaser Include me in....

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@FoodPleaser Got possibilities. Airfry them until just crispy and add caramelised onion and hot mustard.

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@ItsBBQRay Neither, just as is.

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@gggirl924 Does 60 years count? If so then I have 3, including my childhood sweetheart.

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@ItsBBQRay No, just pasta

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@Smockedindaface @FoodPornPhotos Figs are flowers, not fruit

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@FoodPornPhotos Apricot

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@AshySlasheeDB Grumpy Cat