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@VigilantFox @TuckerCarlson @jimmy_dore @billmaher Unless Tucker went to Bill’s house to throw rolls of toilet paper in his trees, this is some bullshit 🥳🤣

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I‘m among the luckiest around here, as I never had to take the freeway on commutes to work

The 405 as seen in the video, is used when visiting friends on the hot side of the Sepulveda Pass and I’m one of the shockingly few to be riding a motorcycle there

Round-ish building on the left is about where the temperature makes a big change, because the distance to the Pacific Ocean changes radically

I will say, the drivers I encounter are very friendly to lane-splitting activity 🏍️

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@t_ruli_21 @AlTheBoss03 On NFL dot com they list the 25 highest paid players

14 QB
5 DE
2 LB Micah Parsons & TJ Watt
4 WR

QB, then pass rushers

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Given our local talent, I’d do likewise for Jello 1 2 3

Twitter lady picked the side of doing her boyfriend in, dumping her girls out onto the 405 freeway, then somehow, 35 miles from her home and a long way from a freeway off-ramp, ends her own life by hitting a tree at the church affiliated with the Las Vegas Party Nuns

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@2irl4u @creebeauvoir @fieality All I think I know about Waymo cars, is extras from ‘Escape from New York’ have already figured out how to blind them, where they can’t drive away, then they can do whatever they please while passengers in the car hope for the best

No thank you

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@FischerKing64 Moderate a conversation between Hunter Biden and Tony Bobulinski

‘10% for the Big Guy’

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Disadvantage of a tent, is creatures getting inside it😉

(chased a scorpion around at night in a tent at Death Valley National Park)

Used to just sleep on the dirt and not give any thought as to what might be crawling around

Ditto with using a Sierra cup; just dip it in the creek you were crossing and drink the water untreated

Read too much about eternal diarrhea and bought a First Need water filter (joined REI then: number under 1,000,000) when it was 2 big, dangling pieces and they later sold a separate accessory to pin those together

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We had no cafeteria until high school and against dads wishes, mom would write us a note during K-6 years, so we could leave school for lunch with her at @McDonalds every Friday

I’d always order a Double Cheeseburger, because it was cool to order off a secret menu (wasn’t on the menu) before there were secret menus

Arby‘s was so far away, we‘d have to be truant to go there

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@ANTHONYBLOGAN @MattWalshBlog Both involved played multiple sports, and there doesn’t exist a moron who doesn’t realize you don‘t go into an opposing teams sideline, bench, dugout, tent, etc, without realizing it would only serve to antagonize players on the other team, so you better bring a knife

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One broke friend had an Olds Cutlass that needed screwdriver assistance with the starter solenoid, while another had the original Maverick, which wasn’t a pickup truck and it had missing teeth on the flexplate, so the crankshaft just needed a little turning with a breaker bar

Much later in life, my truck wouldn’t start at work and since the fuel pressure was released each time the ignition was turned off, you could hear the fuel pump working when you first turned the key on

With that silence came a few whacks on the gas tank with a full bottle of Gatorade and that got me home

I recommend Lemon-Lime flavor

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Bought an early morning lemon jelly donut from a Yum Yum Donuts and bit into a piece of broken plastic something-or-other

Didn’t take it back to the crime scene for forensic evaluation

Saw that Pinkbox Doughnuts opened a shop in Pahrump, NV but since it lacked a Finance Officer, it was short-lived

‘Dollars to Donuts’ is obsolete

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@BBGreatMoments I may be mistaken, but on the back of one of his baseball cards, it said he inherited his love of farting from his maternal grandmother

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@scru2luse @Bob_Janke Sis had a Pontiac called ‘Yellow Bird’ that wasn’t as cool at that model, nor was it, up high in banana tree

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@FischerKing64 The man who took the ‘First Scalp for Custer’ hired a former, bitter enemy, who gave a coworker a fitting nickname

The rest is speculation

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@AlTheBoss03 the Coupe des Mousquetaries

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@ronsterd89 Shoestring red licorice for a penny

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@Savsays We’re going to find out this is Karmelo’s mentor

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@ThatEricAlper Just the way Canadians pronounce ‘sorry’ will ensure that’ll never happen