Sway José

forever dabbin when I sneeze #parody

[Sway José @CobyMckinney]

@NCommentarys Oh no

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.@jimmykimmel what’s worse: #oscars

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@GeniousIke @Speedway Ike; I will try to remember to bring in my own styrofoam cup if I ever decide to get another speedway slurpee

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.@Speedway this is super not chill.

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Kids these days have no respect for the hungover

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@JayJayBrickley Thanks duuuu!

[Mart @Mart_Wahlbird]

Not all who wander are lost ✌🏻✌🏻✌🏻@Doritos

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@KamStoddard What's new

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Do cats like music ?

[Mart @Mart_Wahlbird]

When someone is adamantly explaining something they're passionate about but you couldn't care less & are finding it hard to feign interest.

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"Yeah I went to Franch"
-Burns

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@Cassell_jones0 Stfu

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Time to get started on these New Years resolutions

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How am I supposed to go to work when IFC has a horror marathon all day

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We boutta match on a pizza wit extra bazil

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@Zach__Kramp U and my dog

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"Aja" by Steely Dan is quintessential summer listening.

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Chocolate chip eggo waffles with chocolate ice cream. Do yourself a flavour

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If you fart, burp, and sneeze all at once, will u die? Asking for a friend

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@jake_devlin It's not free when I'm spending my time.