Pecker Checker, MD, The Piss Prophet

The complete five-tool ugly player. He could run ugly, hit ugly, throw ugly, field ugly, and ugly for power. He was ugly to all fields. Urologist-At-Large

[Pecker Checker, MD, The Piss Prophet @CockDoc]

Please do not do this when I’m on call. Thanks

[Paperback Paradise @paprbckparadise]

slam a book closed on your penis

[Doc @evandluzak]

Welcome to the show @B_mont_

[Pecker Checker, MD, The Piss Prophet @CockDoc]

@SheaSerrano @PabloTorre @pablofindsout

[Steve Stone @stevestone]

I loved every minute of our broadcast last night. Who knew that during our 80s retrospective a great game would breakout. A lot of people worked very hard to put it together. Bob Costas was a pleasure to work with and Connor McKnight helped set the stage. SOX are a half game out

[AT @BaseballWRLD_]

This home run was the definition of cinema

MLB debut
Extra innings
Down to the last out
Off one of the best closers in the game
With the 80’s themed broadcast
Costas on the call (actual good call)
The fireworks in the background

Baseball.

[Chicago White Sox @whitesox]

First career home run for Braden Montgomery is a WALK-OFF!

[Pecker Checker, MD, The Piss Prophet @CockDoc]

BOB COSTAS GETS TO CALL YOUR GAME WINNING HOME RUN IN YOUR FIRST MLB GAME EVER?!? DO YOU BELIEVE IT?!?? @stevestone @jdm242424 @whitesox @B_mont_

[Pecker Checker, MD, The Piss Prophet @CockDoc]

@whitesox @united

[Pecker Checker, MD, The Piss Prophet @CockDoc]

Lol @jdm242424, I hope you’re watching Costas tear the engineering a new asshole as they continue to fuck up this broadcast 🤣🤣🤣

[Pecker Checker, MD, The Piss Prophet @CockDoc]

@AdamFriedland @ringer @ChrisRyan77 @adam_talkshow @Spotify Wow. CR cut down in his prime!

[Pecker Checker, MD, The Piss Prophet @CockDoc]

HUGE NIGHT FOR ALL US LIFELONG SPURS FANS! I ALWAYS BELIEVED IN YOU @SheaSerrano! I HOPE TRUMP COMES TO EVERY GAME FROM NOW ON!

[Steve Stone @stevestone]

Watch the Sox game tomorrow night June 9 vs the Braves. I will be sharing the booth with the legendary Bob Costas. We will pay homage to the 1980s and the 1983 White Sox team. Bob is the greatest interviewer in the sports world as well as a baseball historian par excellence

[Pecker Checker, MD, The Piss Prophet @CockDoc]

@SheaSerrano Won’t it be more dramatic when they lose and then rip off 4 in a row to win the title tho???

[Pecker Checker, MD, The Piss Prophet @CockDoc]

@ATRightMovies Amy Adams:

[Pecker Checker, MD, The Piss Prophet @CockDoc]

Yo @tomsegura - think you can take four strokes right off your game wearing Jack Nicklaus’ watch? https://t.co/oBPTfomSsy

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

the first blow in the war

[Pecker Checker, MD, The Piss Prophet @CockDoc]

@ringer @kirkgoldsberry I know @SheaSerrano is ready to run thru a wall after reading this

[Pecker Checker, MD, The Piss Prophet @CockDoc]

@J_Potter They are masters of disguise bro 🤣

[Josh Potter @J_Potter]

Was there always this many bipolar women?

[Pecker Checker, MD, The Piss Prophet @CockDoc]

Ah, I see that @Apple did the “battery update”. Last week no battery life issues. Now suddenly I’m dead before 7p. Good Job Tim! 👍

[Pecker Checker, MD, The Piss Prophet @CockDoc]

@ajpierzynski12 @portilloshotdog Fuck it I’m going tomorrow