CockPuppets

CockPuppets are stretchy costumes for cocks. Send it to your friends, coworkers, significant other, or even your grandmother. Follow for updates and laughs.

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CockPuppets are now available on Amazon!

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Pikachu making it on the big screen #10yearchallenge

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@Bakkt Looks like crypto is making a comeBakkt

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A recent study shows that 84% of men want women to say Dang when they see their Wang. #WednesdayWisdom #WhyNot

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Banana costumes for a penis #WeirdThingsToHaveAHundredOf

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#Bananas are considered to be mood enhancers because they contain amino acids, vitamin B6, and tryptophan. #ThursdayThoughts

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There's no i in team. There is one in dingleberry. #SaturdayMorning #SaturdayThoughts

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Without nipples we’d all be walking breadsticks #TuesdayThoughts

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Word of the day:
Pensive - deep in thought

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Check out this BuzzFeed article, featuring CockPuppets!

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Whether you're a shooter or a dribbler, you can sit back, peel back, and relax with a CockPuppet #gameday #HereTheyCome #WeTheNorth

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Looking to build muscle? The average ejaculation contains 0.2g of protein, is free, and provides you a decent workout. Stroke cautiously! #fitnessmotivation

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I before e except after c, and except weiner. #English

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CockPuppets can make even the blindest of sailors see men #smoothsailing

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It's easier to make a hole than it is to grow a pole #equalrights

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Arousal for him and her when its wrapped in fur #whiteelephant

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Hide those pubes from nana with this silky soft banana #CockPuppets

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CockPuppets are not for dogs. They're for horndogs.

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Having a tough day? Grab a #CockPuppet and peel your troubles away.

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During World War I, a British Navy Captain used semen as invisible ink to deliver messages to the Secret Service Bureau. His name was Sir Mansfield Cumming.