Cock Monkey

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[Cock Monkey @Cock_monkey]

Yeah I got a cock, What about it?

[Cock Monkey @Cock_monkey]

just got back from radiator springs. let’s just say, my cock smells a little bit like gasoline ;) (i had sex with lightning mcqueen)

[Cock Monkey @Cock_monkey]

@fatnutsmonkey what

[Cock Monkey @Cock_monkey]

i’m slinging pork all the way to the bank, and there’s nothing you can do about it

[Cock Monkey @Cock_monkey]

hmmmmm… cream of wheat inside my urethra

[Cock Monkey @Cock_monkey]

would you be mad at me if i killed you with a knife

[Cock Monkey @Cock_monkey]

@fatnutsmonkey balls

[Cock Monkey @Cock_monkey]

my cock has become encased in cancerous sores ⁉️

[Cock Monkey @Cock_monkey]

(To the tune of I want to break free by queen)

I want to drink pee

[Cock Monkey @Cock_monkey]

Taking a spoon to a bucket of curdled cum as a midnight snack

[Cock Monkey @Cock_monkey]

@nerdygmr5_alt

[Cock Monkey @Cock_monkey]

Busting a fat one all over my keyboard and not cleaning it until fungus starts growing on it.

[Cock Monkey @Cock_monkey]

@MooseMoment AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

[Cock Monkey @Cock_monkey]

Look at my corpulent cock

[Cock Monkey @Cock_monkey]

@MooseMoment Shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up

[Cock Monkey @Cock_monkey]

@seymour_in_a_ju Too bad

[Ape’s Mind @mnkywelldone]

the Bizarre RED PENIS Monkey

[Cock Monkey @Cock_monkey]

Penis cock

[Cock Monkey @Cock_monkey]

Shit: I’ll get you one of these days, nasty boys...

[Cock Monkey @Cock_monkey]

Cock: I’m so glad this stupid ape battle is finally over.

Piss: yeah I can’t wait to go home and piss in a toilet instead of the snow.

Balls: Pendulous Nuts

[Cock Monkey @Cock_monkey]

Piss: RUN AWAY!