My human never thought he would be able to take a photo like this. He has been training me to Leave things and the training is working. Most of the time.
This photo made my human laugh. I don't think it's funny at all. My nose looks MASSIVE and I've got really weird hair. He thinks I look cute but what's cute about looking like this?
I've had a little break from Twitter but I'm back now. It's my first birthday next Wednesday and I've decided it's time to grow up......... but maybe not just yet.
I'm getting a bit better behaved. I'm good on my walks, I come back when I'm called unless I see cows. I quite often don't steal things at home when my human is watching me. He spends a lot of time watching me.
My human bought this frisbee for me. He said he would throw it and I should catch it and bring it back. I did catch it but I'm not giving it back to him. (There's not much left of it now anyway) #dogsoftwitter