Tom W

Pies, Mash, Liquor, Eels.

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@fatima_gunning Hopefully the screws are feeling forgetful and they find their way into general population.

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@kelvmackenzie Where’s Ian’s pole?

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@fesshole Must be for when you go dogging.
She’s scabbed over now son.

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@BradleyDSharp11 Let that be a lesson. Good sportsmanship shown by the victor

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@Dexerto Insult to boxing. Body shots only? Piss take.

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Right then, let’s see what the Poison Dwarf’s been up to. ⚒️

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New Zealand look like ballers. And/or we are shit 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

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@shanebu02630373 Stop claiming our efforts ⚒️

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@InterstellarUAP But of grit stuck to the lens 🥱

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@Bigchief254 Eidur Gudjohnsen

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@Nigenemo @Muppetiers @ManUtd He runs his bollocks off but my sister’s hamster can cross the ball better.

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@anon_opin I have to agree. Doris serves these shit house buns. Way to ruin a good burger.

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@MartinSLewis On the one hand, lenders are carrying the can for the dealers and are unable to claw back commissions paid. On the other, they let us set APRs high and work back to do a deal with max profits both shared in. Not everyone negotiates and some paid well over the odds.

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@Rainmaker1973 Feel like this was peak rocketeering

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Yeah mate. Having a baby for my granddaughter whilst stuck in a lift. 😆Makes Eastenders look plausible.

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@Viralvid_89 Classic twat move. Repeat the same statement over and over so you can’t get a word in edgeways.
Silly child.

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@darkvdred There’s about 35,000 km between the lowest and the highest orbiting satellites.

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@realgerhardtvdm How much shit would a shit chat chat if a shit chat did chat shit?

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@floatingbonesss It was special for us, it will be special for you too. Own it and pass it forwards

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@floatingbonesss PS: I’m OG and we love ya. Ignore the gate keeping twats. We’re having MC Vapour wheeled round our nursing homes like Vera Lynn.