Cocks and Cupcakes

I blog about sex (a lot), make up (quite a bit) and am a sucker for a cute dog.

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Oh god I've just rediscovered this: http://t.co/bmU6g0hmTO Such fun! #gizoogle

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@WorstShopEver There's more interest in a bag of dicks (beyond the obvious) as they were on @BuzzFeed http://t.co/Cf3YldWYCB Number 36!

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General musing: why do I want a man telling me exactly what to do in bed, when I'd never stand for it in life? #AskTwitter #Dom #Sub

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@UsVsTh3m 9 out of 11, I'll take that! @Lovehoney #SexToys

[Trent @SFWords]

It takes
the sober mind
of a judge
and not the passion
of a poet
when you're caught between
two truths

#madverse

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"I'm going to put my headphones in, listen to Rap God and pretend no one else exists". For *some* reason this means I'm in a 'prickly' mood.

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@TheSerpentRooms @MistressBea So sexy!

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This article is great! http://t.co/3vYtttUkW7 @theescortlover I've been Sugaring for a while but there's always something new to learn!

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@Lelo_Official Wonderful article!

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I object to number 8... http://t.co/EHr3tcokEp 'Consistently' is not the same as 'always'... @BuzzFeedUK #Sex #Orgasms

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What IS this shit?! http://t.co/huKjGe1j15 @BuzzFeed

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@lottyburns Nope. If anything, negative calories. Like celery.

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A Page 3 girl is being offered as a prize.... http://t.co/kqbTPCGEq3 *Bangs head on table* A funny, intelligent article from @glosswitch.

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I can imagine that means something slightly different for your cast... RT @E4Chelsea: Happy hump day! #Wednesdays #madeinchelsea

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@NipandFab Ha! https://t.co/oqp75CNdIy #CBB

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@StevieJ_23 If she doesn't jump at the chance to be with you she's a fucking moron. #TeamStefan

[Joe Blogs @joesbloggers]

Any bloggers looking for a job in digital marketing? We have some roles on our team! Tweet us! #lbloggers #bbloggers #fbloggers #fdbloggers

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@flahertykeely @BuzzFeed Is there a job just for finding pictures of dogs? I'd totally nail that. Could probably expand to cats too.

[Jess Devonport @jess_devonport]

Hey, NHS, I fixed your poster.