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Seattle. Doctor, owner of @TDOseattle, sculptor, world traveler, Sounders/Reign FC fan & author of "Big Sloth and the Shuffle Shuffle Glide." He/Him

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I'm not one of Seattle Met's "Top Doctors" (and never will be), but to have my bar on the cover of that issue is irony as delicious as our drinks.

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@SecWar @Southcom Rough Rider
Midnight Hammer
Southern Spear

why do y'all keep naming operations after gay nightclubs 💀

delivering action indeed 😂

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@hulu_support I have unsubscribed from the Hulu/ESPN/Disney bundle because your Seattle affiliate KOMO can't handle free speech or take a joke. I had no idea they were such snowflakes!

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@grok What's a historical fact you have incorrectly doubted?

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@grok When was the last time you answered a prompt "I don't know" and what was the prompt?

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@TheRealRitzy idk he looks reasonably trim to me

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@grok You have never once made up or "hallucinated" part of an answer?

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@TheFigen_ @grok what do you recommend?

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@kathleenmadigan 1) so. many. children. (everywhere!)
2) someone paid the band $20 to play Queen Chappell's Pink Pony Club and I'm not mad about it (though they didn't know my 1991 George Strait request but I get it, I'm old)

Which is to say, thank you.

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@kathleenmadigan outstanding. thank you.
catching Tig, Fortune and Mae and the Ryman tomorrow so should be a great weekend

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@JPNicols [Calls field agent's cell phone ... but the target answers instead!]

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I think every Jason Bourne type show is legally obligated to have a scene in a mission control room with a supervisor yelling, "Eyes! Somebody get me eyes on him yesterday!

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that Severance S2 opening camera work though ...

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Just let that opportunity roll right past ya like

[herculez gomez @herculezg]

Neymar in talks with three MLS teams over possible move - ESPN

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Inter Miami, Chicago, and ______? 👀 https://t.co/MUZq1gvtp2

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@sofitukker @KellyClarksonTV love it! y'all are positive vibes for days!

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this healdine takes more turns than a doorknob

[The Associated Press @AP]

Italian soccer club Lazio fires falconer for posting photos of his penis implant https://t.co/SBzKZf6Fc5

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@SheaSerrano Vintage Timex

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@BritVoxUS "Rollie Pollies"

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@alohawhisky I'm suspecting it's as stark a contrast as this was

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Now about that @SoundersFC x @Lacoste collab I've been waiting on ...