Jay. | Parody

Army ranger | Sniper | Detective | Badass.
"I want it to be you and me, always. You are my home, @wcrmkittens."
#RP 18+ #OneChicago

[Jay. | Parody @CockyHalstead]

cannon portrayal based in the one chicago / chicago pd verse. ship with chem. bi. mature and violent content. seeking mains+storylines.

RT and follow.

[Jay. | Parody @CockyHalstead]

Happy Birthday, big brother, I love you!! @medhearted

[dr. halstead .ᐟ.ᐟ @medhearted]

// Halstead sibling (oldest to youngest) birth order:
- Cat ( @solvesarsons ) - 1979
- Will - 1983
- Jace ( @mrlongislandx ) - 1984
- Jay ( @CockyHalstead ) - 1984

(Jace was delivered via c section just before Jay was)

[Jay. | Parody @CockyHalstead]

"Do not worry, after the station he is heading to the fire station," he is excited, pastry time.

[𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐓 𝐂𝐀𝐒𝐄𝐘. @CaptainMCasey]

"Tell him to bring me some."

Jay what have you started, poor Will.

[Jay. | Parody @CockyHalstead]

"Will is on the way already," bright smile.

[𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐓 𝐂𝐀𝐒𝐄𝐘. @CaptainMCasey]

If you're that hungry Jay maybe pick up your own pastries?

[Jay. | Parody @CockyHalstead]

Will, take notes, your siblings are hungry.

[Jay. | Parody @CockyHalstead]

I did, but Will is bringing me some first.

[Jay. | Parody @CockyHalstead]

Don’t remind me of such events, I was sick worried.

Don’t forget the coffee, what we have here is crap.

[dr. halstead .ᐟ.ᐟ @medhearted]

Throwback to when I tried to black bag Matt's boyfriend after a bomb went off in the ED my first day of work !!!

... I'll bring you some pastries at lunchtime, dork 😜

[Jay. | Parody @CockyHalstead]

Well, @CaptainMCasey and @medhearted are long BFFs already.

And Will should bring me pastries to the station.

These 2 announcements have nothing to do with each other.

[Jay. | Parody @CockyHalstead]

@OHHEYRUZEK Thank you, buddy, and yes to that, I will share a cake with her, virtually.

[Jay. | Parody @CockyHalstead]

He will be so happy from the gift, will fire up the new BBQ over the weekend.

[dr. halstead .ᐟ.ᐟ @medhearted]

cue he and Connor casually leaving a BBQ size gift wrapped box on the back patio of the Gerwitz-Halstead house (now they have a shift at Med to get to)

[Jay. | Parody @CockyHalstead]

A ranger never misses, Hails, so be prepared to lose.

[detective ᵘᵖᵗᵒⁿ @wcrmkittens]

feeling in the mood to score lower than me, eh??? ;)

[Jay. | Parody @CockyHalstead]

I hope I can lure Hailey into the shooting range this weekend. @wcrmkittens

[dr. halstead .ᐟ.ᐟ @medhearted]

@CockyHalstead

[Jay. | Parody @CockyHalstead]

Hmm, it’s a competition now.

[detective ᵘᵖᵗᵒⁿ @wcrmkittens]

I love you more though

[Jay. | Parody @CockyHalstead]

I love you, Hails.

[detective ᵘᵖᵗᵒⁿ @wcrmkittens]

that we are 😌

[Jay. | Parody @CockyHalstead]

We would be rich. We are married so what is yours is mine too.

[detective ᵘᵖᵗᵒⁿ @wcrmkittens]

If I had a dollar for every time a suspect thought Jay is the rational one between the two of us — I'd be as rich as Connor

[Jay. | Parody @CockyHalstead]

Happy birthday, Clay boy! @navybabble

[Jay. | Parody @CockyHalstead]

Happy birthday, big sister!! 🎂🎉❤️@solvesarsons

[Kayce boy @kaycebabble]

"If I get knocked down, I will get back up, every time."

RT and follow.