Matt Stafford

Im The Best QB In The Fucking League. Cannon Arm. Huge Contract. Blonde Broad. Megatron Wouldnt Be Shit Without Me. #Lions *PARODY*

[Matt Stafford @CockyStafford]

Happy Father's Day to myself.

Psych. I don't have any fucking kids! Unless you count Tony Romo.

😆😆😆

[Matt Stafford @CockyStafford]

My guy Ndamukong Suh will be inking a $114 million deal with the Dolphins. I hope my dog likes cocaine and Cuban women. #OneFuckingPride

[Matt Stafford @CockyStafford]

Someone get Matty Prater a shot of Henny. My man just inked a three year deal with the Lions. #OneFuckingPride

[Matt Stafford @CockyStafford]

IF there was a better Detroit Lion in history than myself, it would be this dude. #OneFuckingPride

[Matt Stafford @CockyStafford]

So the Lions are trying to sign this big mother fucker to tote the rock? I'm about it. #OneFuckingPride

[Matt Stafford @CockyStafford]

We gotta resign my dog #OneFuckingPride

[Matt Stafford @CockyStafford]

Y'all can find me at the Pro Bowl with my dogs. Drinking and slinging the pill. #OneFuckingPride

[Matt Stafford @CockyStafford]

Things Tom Brady and I have in common...

1) We throw the deep ball
2) We have big contracts
3) We only fuck with bad bitches

[Matt Stafford @CockyStafford]

JUSTICE HAS BEEN SERVED! KARMA MY GIRL AND SHE CAME FULL BITCH MODE TODAY AGAINST THE COWGIRLS.

[Matt Stafford @CockyStafford]

RETWEET IF DEZ BRYANT IS A FUCK BOY 😆

[Matt Stafford @CockyStafford]

Check me out on NFL Countdown. I don't hear you haters. I just throw TDs and cash these big fucking checks.

[Matt Stafford @CockyStafford]

Fuck it. It's the offseason and there is snow everywhere I look. #HighPride

[Matt Stafford @CockyStafford]

Fuck the Cowboys, fuck Jerry Jones and fuck Roger Goodell. Suh will REMAIN a Lion and we coming back hungry next season. Appreciate y'all.

[Matt Stafford @CockyStafford]

Devastated

[Matt Stafford @CockyStafford]

HAND ME THE FUCKING PILL

[Matt Stafford @CockyStafford]

Tony Bitch Boy 😆

[Matt Stafford @CockyStafford]

CAN SOMEONE GET MY GUY MATT PRATER A PINT OF HENNY

[Matt Stafford @CockyStafford]

I GOT US

[Matt Stafford @CockyStafford]

Yea Yea. Golden Tate gets great YAC but I PUT THE BALL BETWEEN THE NUMBERS ON FUCKING ROPE.

[Matt Stafford @CockyStafford]

MY HATERS ARE AWFULLY FUCKING QUIET RIGHT NOW