kysplz

overachiever, communicator, winner, and I can eat almost a whole toaster strudel in one bite once it cools down a little bit

[kysplz @Cockydudeprobs]

@Ally_kazam1 Thanks! I'm ecstatic that they didn't ask me to work tomorrow though, lol. I'm worn the fuck ouuuuut

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Fuck weigh stations js

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@missmayn It is? I've never heard of that one.

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What to do after tearing your car apart just to beat some rust off?

Pack the fuckin' bong, of course.

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@peachbrunette No I can't find any cheap iphones around here :(

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My phone decided it was time to sail to valhalla yesterday, so with nothing better to do here I am! HOW U GUISE BEEN

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My friend’s neighbor is a bully I guess because this is two houses up

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@GrizzTFM @YouTube I was just bumpin it in my car it’s pretty lit bro

[kysplz @Cockydudeprobs]

Post Malone - I Fall Apart (Renzyx Remix) https://t.co/ZPjkhiRfYg via @YouTube

[sunny alexandria @moustracks]

EVERYBODY NETFLIX IS TESTING COMMERICALS. DONT YOU DARE CLICK ON THEM. THATS HOW DECIDING WHETHER OR NOT TO KEEP THEM. PLEASE SPREAD THE WORD FOR THE GOOD OF ALL BINGE WATCHERS!!!!!

[Jason Mimosa @JustJoshinDag]

Maaaan like 6 months ago I read a tweet that said something along the lines of ‘only women & children are loved unconditionally. Men are not, there are conditions for men’ & that shit really stuck with me because it’s so accurate.

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@ccxcrispy Is it bad that I can’t remember my grandfather’s voice but I read this in Steve Irwin’s perfectly and they died the same year? /:

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@nicotinnee @hypetrainhobo @assholebrunette Y’all took my responses waaaay too seriously. I don’t actually give a shit about this lol I was just messing with her

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@AmericasBarbie Oh shit, I’m sorry.

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@nebIund Damn what’s it called? I been thinking about getting into the extract game. Just bought my first rig this weekend.

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@nebIund Like an acetylene torch? I thought those were relatively cheap but I could be wrong

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@nebIund Better start working on your bong sculpting so I can buy your first bong

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@Black_Trav Lmao bro I been trying for weeks to play that deck just right! They released a mode called Singleton which is just 60 card EDH without commanders.

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@Black_Trav I finally got to ult with my nicol bolas last night. 😂