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[😶‍🌫️ @CocoBandicoon]

If your lie is stressing you out, you’re doing it wrong. Lying should be fun.

[😶‍🌫️ @CocoBandicoon]

@Bitmoji can I please have my 2D Bitmoji back. I like Bitmoji and don’t want to delete it!

[😶‍🌫️ @CocoBandicoon]

Middle eastern fries are not good. So boring. Get that shit off of my shawarma.

[😶‍🌫️ @CocoBandicoon]

@Bitmoji can you allow the choice for users to do use the new version or the 2D bitmojis?

[😶‍🌫️ @CocoBandicoon]

@Bitmoji can I use my 2D Bitmoji

[😶‍🌫️ @CocoBandicoon]

@Bitmoji MAKE THE CHANGE OPTIONAL. I’M SURE YOUVE INVESTED IN THIS ~UPGRADE~ BUT IT IS NOT WHAT MANY OF US WANT. LET US CHOOSE.

[😶‍🌫️ @CocoBandicoon]

@Bitmoji IF I WANTED REALISM, I’D SEND PICTURES OF MYSELF. THE GIRLS ARE LOOKING FOR NOSTALGIA AND ESCAPISM.

[😶‍🌫️ @CocoBandicoon]

@Bitmoji WHERE IS THE OPTION TO USE THE 2D BITMOJI AVATAR?

[😶‍🌫️ @CocoBandicoon]

SpongeBob is leaving! Leaving! He’s leaving!!!

(I am both SpongeBob and Squidward)

[😶‍🌫️ @CocoBandicoon]

Woohooo yay! I’m outta here (shortly)

Follow me there at @ richauntie !

[miss gurl @shes_rADIAnt]

This is insane.

[😶‍🌫️ @CocoBandicoon]

My masters degree is in policy so

[😶‍🌫️ @CocoBandicoon]

@bluesky is that a new bad bitch on my timeline 👁️

[😶‍🌫️ @CocoBandicoon]

I wish people drunk texted me. Yall sum busters.

[😶‍🌫️ @CocoBandicoon]

@FriendlyNerd Did you just try to explain to me why I actually enjoy dry heat? You’re better than this. Try again.

[😶‍🌫️ @CocoBandicoon]

Everyone always raving about dry heat being better. Well after 2 weeks in Vegas, I’m here to proclaim my vehement disagreement !!!!

I am not a Komodo dragon. I need moisture. This is bad for my skin, hair, and respiratory system!!! How do you desert babes SURVIVE ?!

[😶‍🌫️ @CocoBandicoon]

Empathy is the missing cog in too many people’s cognitive functioning.

[😶‍🌫️ @CocoBandicoon]

People who say I’m dramatic bc my life will be largely unchanged don’t realize how much of a sociopath they’re revealing themselves to be. I know I’m fine. I’m thinking of others, demon.

[😶‍🌫️ @CocoBandicoon]

No, but someone has to or we have yo discuss and jointly agree. I’m not just deciding we go together. That, my friends, is very literally psychosis. You are detached from reality.

[Ninja Turtle Tay 🇬🇾 @_itstaylormarie]

Do you think a man has to ask you to be his girlfriend? Men do you ask?

[😶‍🌫️ @CocoBandicoon]

like swimwear, miss mamas 🌟🎄

[Halle @HalleBailey]

so honored to do this with the legend smokey robinson !! someone pinch me please 🙏🏽🩷✨

[youtube/Alonzo @alonzolerone]

He didn’t have to do Tennessee like that tho 😭