Ive found out that you can prevent chocolate digestives from going stale by eating the packet in one go. This also works for other types of biscuits too.
Hooked up with this guy I went to uni with and he comes over after the pub reeking of beer. He was struggling to get it in and when I tried to help him he goes "Ohhh, don't worry. My little fella knows where he's going." Barf
Every time....Every fucking time. We get in a position to do something special and someone fucks it up. What a terrible way to lose a game of football. Like a coward