Vanessa vs Capitalism

Data Science Newbie. Attorney. Feminist. Competitive Collegiate Debater. Writer. Goddess. Baddie 🤍

[Vanessa vs Capitalism @CocoTheGoddess]

Call me Hilda Baci the way I cooked these records 😮‍💨
3rd overall best graduating student, best female student, best student in criminal litigation, 2nd best student from PH campus

Tier 1 firms, Please hire me. I’m brilliant, a quick learner and I have a great work ethic 🥺

[Vanessa vs Capitalism @CocoTheGoddess]

Oh guys I cooked even more oh 😭 Like I’m more of a scholar than I thought

[Vanessa vs Capitalism @CocoTheGoddess]

Goat meat is right there

[Courtney | a prime example of social decay @televisualities]

There is no benefit to being a conservative woman. It will not protect you from misogynist men. They will still abuse you and all the same people you laughed at other victims with will now be laughing at you.

[Vanessa vs Capitalism @CocoTheGoddess]

@vivienneJarlat1 Yes pleaseeeeee 😂❤️

[ọrẹ @orethebrave]

ancestors had a whole festival for her yunno. people measured wealth by her. cannot actually believe the yam slander i'm seeing.

[Obasa Olorunfemi @extrafemi]

@NdukaEbubeDike “Nigerians do not know how violent Nigeria’s history is” Yes. There has been at least 24 major violent crisis over the last 95 years (1929 to date) and there are 7 clear repeating pattens.

link: https://t.co/6oO7zWb3qN

[Vanessa vs Capitalism @CocoTheGoddess]

@CP_Ogamba @Sisilewa Oh my queen! Congrats Doc!

[Vanessa vs Capitalism @CocoTheGoddess]

My friend just reminded me of one babe who was crashing out when she heard I’d passed bar finals because I wasn’t serious enough in her opinion. Fun times 😂

[ᴅᴇʙꜱ✨ @Bigdebs222]

“You’re too loud, men don’t like women that are too loud”

Me:

[Black Archie Character @ppppp1245688]

Jesus christ. So men are internalizing bad paranoia advice from their friends and the internet, causing them to ruin their relationships. Misery really does love company.

[Vanessa vs Capitalism @CocoTheGoddess]

Now which one of my family members sent this “match” to me? 😭😔 Please this marriage thing is not that serious nauuuuu

[Vanessa vs Capitalism @CocoTheGoddess]

I haven’t booked in months and my flatmate who regularly fixes me plates is moving out soon 😭😔 I NEED to get married

[Vanessa vs Capitalism @CocoTheGoddess]

I’m not sure how I survived in the past without my research assistant 😭❤️

[YOUFOUNDFUNKY💘 @PreciousJudge5]

“Let’s see who will marry you”

Tbh I’m also curious😂. I want to see who will fr😭

[The Force! @Orifunke]

As a young woman, one of the things you must never do in a professional space is to put yourself in a situation where you are embarrassing. Never opt to be the office clown. It will affect public perception of you in a way that you will not be able to track or measure.

[ᴅᴇʙꜱ✨ @Bigdebs222]

“I was scared to approach you” oh that’s very good.

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

Part of feminism is admitting that you’re a bird about certain shit and working to unlearn it. All of us got a lil chirpy chirp you just gotta rage against the birdness

[Christ Thunberg @ChristInyene]

Must have completed NYSC? Bring!!!
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[oziọma @rsvptemple]

if you ask me to forgive some egregious shit that was done to me, I’ll be adding you to the beef.

[Vanessa vs Capitalism @CocoTheGoddess]

@Nzubeknn It was very very very jarring

[Vanessa vs Capitalism @CocoTheGoddess]

I’m not sure why I’m still a hopeless romantic because one time I was hit on at a wedding, by the groom 😔

[Vanessa vs Capitalism @CocoTheGoddess]

@JessythePhoenix Omo my love I was in shock.

[Vanessa vs Capitalism @CocoTheGoddess]

@fluffyZorle Baby I wish you could see the shock on my face 😭