Coco Yeager

I don't personally know any of the kittens in my background picture.

[Coco Yeager @CocoYeager]

Like I can see, but not a lot

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I can't see

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How many calories are in a wine bottle?

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Already druuuuuunk @bealucygoosey

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@weethykicky I'm taking that as a yes. A hopeful one.

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“@ALE2O13: I hate cats. Go and stare at someone else you hairy prick.” This makes me cry! PS...Hi!!!!!!!!!

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@WeethyKicky please tell me you were at Sensu when this happened #urinalpic

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Figured out what Steampunk is. Definitely hate it.

[Coco Yeager @CocoYeager]

What the fuck is Steampunk.

[Coco Yeager @CocoYeager]

My nose is cold so I'm like "my nose is cold" and people are all like "we don't care" and the real problem is that it's really my toes.

[Coco Yeager @CocoYeager]

The people in front of me at Walmart have milk, onion rings, beer, cheap wine and yeast infection cream. Count me in on that party!

[Coco Yeager @CocoYeager]

@Duke_West Remember that one time we were in the car and you picked at your nose and wiped the snot on your jeans like I wasn't watching?

[Coco Yeager @CocoYeager]

Some guy just sang a Backstreet Boys song and ended it saying "I love JT." I yelled: wrong boy band! No one cared :(

[Coco Yeager @CocoYeager]

#ThreeWordsOfAdvice Wash Your Hands. Cuz germs and poop.

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#RelationshipsFallApartBecause Ryan Lochte.

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#RelationshipsFallApartBecause SOMEONE keeps insisting on trying anal.

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Just walked into restaurant & woman who played Jill in Adam Sandler’s “Jack & Jill” is here! Gonna try to fuck her.

[Coco Yeager @CocoYeager]

I think I'll tell people I invented Siri #highschoolreunion

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Tomorrow is my 5 year High School reunion. I wonder how much shit I can make up!