Jeff O’Neal

I’m a fucking idiot. Not affiliated with @CoogiBrand or @CervezaModeloMX but should be. I beat LaVar Ball in 1v1…

[Jeff O’Neal @CocoaJeffe]

2026 Tweet of the Year Nominee

[🪩🎲🍒 @expired_grl]

maybe your cat is meowing bc it wants a cigarette

[Jeff O’Neal @CocoaJeffe]

If I’m the last guy on the plane and there is an entire empty row in taking it.

[Jeff O’Neal @CocoaJeffe]

@macefacekilla_ What are the charges? Eating a succulent Chinese meal?

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The College Dropout still top 5 of all time. KW a DAWG

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He just like me

[Mystic @wyamystic]

The American woodcock does this "dance" to locate worms hidden in the soil

[Jeff O’Neal @CocoaJeffe]

@donosmith_ofc @lizzpom Go to Mother’s for lunch, trust me. https://t.co/wCE1lcfST0

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Under 180 for the first time in at least a decade. I’ve been absolutely locked in for 4 months now, never going back.

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2026 Tweet of the Year Nominee

[ً @ImAVeteran_]

I’m like a retarded philosopher

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@specialKslut Who cares? Let kids be young and dumb.

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I’m me!

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@macefacekilla_ HELL YEAH!

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I’m getting old because I don’t even want to argue with people online anymore… what the fuck has happened in the last 10 years?

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@techno__tupac @FrankyRizardo Huh?

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Pacha NYC see you soon… @FrankyRizardo

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@donosmith_ofc Dbacks need to trade for him.

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Franky to NYC announcement right after I told my NYC people I’m going next time he’s there no matter what??? Soothsayer Cocoa back at it again.

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@PHXFansAZ Pavin and Gurriel are bad.

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@GoldyHappens And look at the guys in front of him… del Castillo hitting 190 in the DH spot… pathetic management.

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@ClydeTheGlide28 They better hope either Puk or Martinez is a top 10 reliever (I don’t believe either are) and Corbin may be top 25 but also not top 10 in my book. The additions will hopefully lift the team as a whole though. Bats and Arms gotta work as one for a continual stretch.

[Jeff O’Neal @CocoaJeffe]

Everything happening as it’s supposed to.