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[hal @haliwriteswords]

really fun to get a masters degree, apply for 5 jobs, get rejected by 3 of them within a week, and now i get 10 spam phone calls a day because they sold my data

[Meredith's Bangs @waterthose888]

me watching people STILL defend Taylor Frankie Paul by questioning the timing of the video coming out.... you cant be fr

[nina 💌 @ninamerav]

googling “how to make friends” at 24 years old

[Jack Cocchiarella 🌹 @JDCocchiarella]

Beat the shit out of anyone who wears this in public

[➣ 𐙚🫧 ೀ @werepixies]

the fact that we’re only seeing the tip of the iceberg ! they have 14TB of evidence….. 14 TERABYTES !!!!!

[Suppressed News. @SuppressedNws1]

⚡️🇺🇸BREAKING:

FULL LEAKED TPUSA ZOOM CALL showing Erika Kirk speaking with staff just days after Charlie Kirk’s assassination, cheerfully discussing attendance, merchandise sales and metrics from his memorial which took place 11 days after his death.

[ADAM @AdameMedia]

They’re trying to destroy her for this btw.

[nars bob🚦🐌 | R + E 💭🌸 @nars_meowsikkle]

Goodbye Stanley Uris & Jane Hopper, the viewers barely understood you

[ᗰᗩƳᖇᗩ @LePapillonBlu2]

Hey guys, ICE is leaving pets in houses. If you think your neighbor is missing, please try to get their pets.

[z @qtyzara]

male humour be like homophobia 🤣😂😂 racism 😂😂😂 rape 🤣🤣🤣 pedophilia 😂😂😂😭 grok put her in a bikini 😂😂😭😭😅😅😅😂😂😂

[mel @bylerDNI]

we can tell

[space @helenawsparta]

this reading is so funny like EVERYONE there knew it was ass

[temi @monetdoII]

them giving that whole speech about her being abused her whole life and how she finally found a safe home and family just for them to leave her alone in the end….i’m going to jan 6th the duffers house

[Rick @RickDaSquirrel_]

Congrats to Netflix for pulling a Game of Thrones season 8 on their two most popular shows in the same year.

[amber @lesbianancy]

so like… are we gonna address all those pregnant ladies who definitely got blown up or nah

[drop dead dee @irrcvocably]

i’m really sorry yall.

[jen @lumilevenax]

the audacity of the duffers to release this shit ass season on all the major holidays to ruin everyone’s fucking day omg fuck you

[َ @ungodlywests]

the only protagonists dying being two abused girls