Coconuts

The official Twitter account of Coconuts $CNuts. Fun fact, @CryptoHayes prefers to use coconuts as a measurement of susceptibility to bribery.

[Coconuts @CoconutsCrypto]

🥥 First official airdrop! To participate:

1. Follow us, Like and retweet
2. Put 4 candles around you in a dark room and recite: “Abaddon, et vocavi te in mortale munde”
3. Let the darkness consume you.

Jk leave your address and @ someone you’d bribe with coconuts.

[Manta Network (🔱,🔱) @MantaNetwork]

#DeFi made leaps and bounds in 2020. We can’t wait to show you what 2021 has in store for its growth. Thanks for sharing your insights @BlockBeatsChina @DuneAnalytics

[Coconuts @CoconutsCrypto]

@vandieke1 Check the pinned tweet, the metrics should be 150+ each!

[Coconuts @CoconutsCrypto]

Ok let’s take a trip.

[Manta Network (🔱,🔱) @MantaNetwork]

Yes, our cover photo stares back at you.

[Coconuts @CoconutsCrypto]

@PietjePuk198 Delicious. Eat us all up

[Coconuts @CoconutsCrypto]

As Biden inches closer to victory, crypto prices inch higher. There’s only one explanation: crypto loves Biden. Because crypto was built to take down tyranny.

[Coconuts @CoconutsCrypto]

@TheCryptoDog $SNTVT

[Coconuts @CoconutsCrypto]

Wow, crypto is on the rise! Don't forget to pick up your coconuts!

[Coconuts @CoconutsCrypto]

🥥 First official airdrop! To participate:

1. Follow us, Like and retweet
2. Put 4 candles around you in a dark room and recite: “Abaddon, et vocavi te in mortale munde”
3. Let the darkness consume you.

Jk leave your address and @ someone you’d bribe with coconuts.

[Coconuts @CoconutsCrypto]

@rektbyhielke @parabolit And thus we are born

[Coconuts @CoconutsCrypto]

@TheCryptoDog How many coconuts by Monday?

[Coconuts @CoconutsCrypto]

Can never tell what bitcoin will do next

[Coconuts @CoconutsCrypto]

There's Japanese and English. And then there's English titles of Japanese porn. Three different languages.

[Coconuts @CoconutsCrypto]

Host: “Do you understand the African Americans’ fear for their children?”

@realDonaldTrump: “Ukraine!”

@JoeBiden: “Russia, China!”

[Coconuts @CoconutsCrypto]

@TheCryptoDog Is $sntvt also excited

[Coconuts @CoconutsCrypto]

@KoroushAK The current growth past 12k shouldn’t surprise anyone. 10% over one week seems within the standard deviation of volatility for major btc events. We shouldn’t be talking 13k, what would be impressive in the next week is 15k.

[Coconuts @CoconutsCrypto]

$BTC goes on another minor bull run but $12k honestly shouldn’t surprise anyone: a 10% increase in value in one week feels too mild.

[Coconuts @CoconutsCrypto]

Which market is more volatile these days?

[Coconuts @CoconutsCrypto]

@vandieke1 We’re at about 50 right now

[Coconuts @CoconutsCrypto]

@vandieke1 Waiting for the magic # - 150

[Coconuts @CoconutsCrypto]

@crypto_rand 2 coconuts

[Coconuts @CoconutsCrypto]

@Schuldensuehner @TheCryptoDog "Cryptocurrency" is a stretch considering all other oases in that sector are about as green as blood.