I love owning more books than I can read. I love having options for each mood, the feeling of unlimited choice, the knowledge that I could be stuck inside for years and still live a thousand lives through words.
A house full of books is a house full of joy.
Those poor people were panicking bc either 1) they thought they had rat rats and nyc rats are no joke or 2) they realized that they’d opened their doors to a cult of rodent-loving freaks who worship Adam Driver’s titties😂
here’s 4 questions i recommend asking on a first date to really get to know them better:
1) do you wear wigs?
2) have you worn wigs?
3) will you wear wigs?
4) when will you wear wigs?
TARALETS, NEW YORK! 🥳💃🏻
So indescribably thrilled to be a part of the Barnes & Noble Book Festival this March 2nd! From 12:30 to 2:00 PM, I’ll be signing THE HURRICANE WARS at Union Square. Hope to see you guys around 🥹🫶🏼
Tickets go live February 5th! https://t.co/HTfl8wQ9w2