Eephus Curve

On indefinite hiatus from this site. Find me on the blue. Handle (at)skydome.

[Eephus Curve @eephusasher]

Maybe you just can't experience joy.

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@Swarlayzers @Imman_Adan Holy crap!! This rules. Breaking my Twitter exile to say Mazel Tov!!

[Eephus Curve @eephusasher]

Popping in to share some sad news: We said goodbye to Red, our perfect dog, today. A few of you who got to know him are still here, and know that he was the sweetest boy ever.

[Eephus Curve @eephusasher]

Hey friends. I'm basically done with this site. Can't prop up a white supremacist fascist fanboy anymore. I won't be deleting my account (my livejournal is still technically up and running), but will be doing my thing on the other site. Handle @ skydome. Hope to see you there. ✌️

[once and future wife geist @wife_geist]

pre-mortem: i disagree with like 90% of what the dems have done, but im also skeptical of all the "would have won if they did x" takes. fascism has a pretty high floor in this country and i think inflation (which is essentially a covid phenomenon) is crazy politically toxic

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@thetrompwner A critical detail: Ringo is a top 3 all time drummer

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This is not something you should have needed to “realize”

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

What moment made you realize Trump is unfit for office? Tell us.

[diawlectical @diawlectical]

If you vote in a gymnasium they should let you hoop while you wait!!!

[Nandi 🤍💜🤍 @pallnandi]

Someone once said, “If you get on the wrong train, be sure to get off at the first stop. The longer you stay on, the more expensive the return trip will be.” They weren’t talking about trains.

[Eephus Curve @eephusasher]

So great that 30 years later, this quote has lost any meagre shred of irony.

[Criminalsimpsons @Criminalsimpson]

I am looking forward to an orderly election tomorrow which will eliminate the need for a violent bloodbath.

[Eephus Curve @eephusasher]

Ok so we don’t need to be watching for flights. They will not be in the running.

[Damon @Damon98_]

"The Blue Jays won’t [break the bank] but will hang around with their valuation in the event that Soto’s market breaks their way. They took a similar approach with Gerrit Cole during the right-hander’s free agency in the 2019 off-season, so this is low-probability stuff."

-Shi

[Alex Bozikovic @alexbozikovic]

Bloor/Spadina, Nov. 4, 8:34am. Over three minutes I saw 23 vehicles and 25 cyclists, including one parent with baby.

The only congestion was caused by a vehicle. Will @fordnation @PrabSarkaria pass special legislation to take away this person's minivan?

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@HelenRuthsGhost This is what happens in the NBA, and it is so much fun.

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@JoshuaHowsam When a big tech convention comes to the Convention Centre, say, you typically see banners along Front Street saying "Welcome TechCon 2024". That's all this is.

[Eephus Curve @eephusasher]

Funny how this detail has been elided from the discourse re the Taylor Swift street signs. But I also disagree that they're embarrassing. These shows are going to be a HUGE tourism boost for the city, probably a bigger economic impact than TIFF, which gets a lot more signage.

[Mahdis Habibinia @mahdishabibinia]

I don’t know who needs to hear this but there’ zero taxpayer money involved. Rogers is covering. Steep a chamomile tea folks

[Eephus Curve @eephusasher]

I saw a few social media posts from service workers in NOLA saying that Taylor's recent shows there were busier than Mardi Gras. Think about that. Maybe that's worth a bit of fuss?

The signs and all the other stuff is about the visitors, not trying to suck up to Swift herself.

[Eephus Curve @eephusasher]

@TDotResident @mahdishabibinia Private entities pay for those

[Haus of Decline @hausofdecline]

It would be funny if the Kamala camp launched one of those "Vote Harris. Nobody has to know." ads but targeted specifically at leftists.