Codeclue

(Aesop of the Meme Mountain)

You do not want to be popular on Twitter.

Lover of memes, Husband of Z.

[TheCable @thecableng]

Coroner: DNA test result shows unidentified body dropped at Ikorodu morgue was Pelumi Onifade

A DNA test result presented by the Lagos state DNA and Forensic Centre to the coroner has confirmed that a previously unidentified body was that of Pelumi Onifade, a reporter with Gboah TV.

The unidentified body, tagged 1385, was said to have been deposited at the morgue at Ikorodu General Hospital on November 3, 2020.

https://t.co/7R4epTnLRC

[Ashleigh Plumptre OON @ashplumptre]

Please report and block these fake Facebook accounts. They’re running riot for real 😪😪 🚨🚨
I don’t even use Facebook 🫠

[Codeclue @CodeClue]

Lmfao

[we love ghana @weloveghana042]

🇿🇦 “We’re tired of foreigners. I don’t even have a car, but they have cars.”

— A South African explains the reason they are chasing foreigners away.

[Top Gun🐼 @mukhtar_usman]

It’s our biggest problem and downfall.

As long as you’ve money, Nigerians will consider you to be the wisest, smartest and anything you say goes.

[International Cyber Digest @IntCyberDigest]

This is his LinkedIn-profile btw

[Codeclue @CodeClue]

O jebi.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🇩🇪 Manuel Neuer: “This will be my LAST tournament for Germany, I don't plan to participate in the Euros in two years”.

“I want to look forward to every match and not think about the farewell or the potential last game”.

[Chigozie Obioma @JCObioma]

‘I like to write very early in the morning. Nowadays, I write early in the sunroom attached to the side of my house in Athens, Georgia. I watch the sun in its rising, and that does something to my mind. I mostly need a stack of long papers and ballpoint pens, 10-point impression. I am not sure why I need to have that specific pen, but this is what I am most comfortable with. I don’t use the laptop until I need to type out what I have written.’

https://t.co/8VvWJOUpsY

[Codeclue @CodeClue]

@BiolaBlack They had no more energy to press, all that aggression and running in the first half against a Queroiz side is just lack of preparation. If they knew him they would have approached the match differently.

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

Hollywood agencies are scouring Reddit for short stories and ideas that could be turned into movies following the success of 'Backrooms'

(via @THR)

[champagne ✨ @tosin_liyahair]

Fake stories all over the tl because of blue tick.

[Codeclue @CodeClue]

@BiolaBlack They kept running with the ball from midfield at the defense instead of picking passes, the technical capabilities is just not there.

[𝕾𝖎𝖓 𝕰𝖒𝖔𝖈𝖎ó𝖓 🇬🇭🤝🏿🇨🇮 @GhanaianSavage]

Because that's ALL you see. That's the dominating narrative of the country's discourse

Not the culture.
Not the history.
Not the spirit and the will of the people

Just horny internet niggas that will trip over themselves to project their XXX fantasies on women they don't know.

[Codeclue @CodeClue]

7 draws and counting.

[Codeclue @CodeClue]

All the world cup predictions are so off i am tempted to bookmark them all so i can have a good laugh. Its almost as if draws don't exist anymore when Its likely going to be the world cup with most draws in its entire history.

[Codeclue @CodeClue]

Defending is part of football, live with it if you cannot prove superiority in attack.

[Ataque Futbolero @AtaqueFutbolero]

🤬🇪🇸 Las palabras de Rodri, luego de empatar con CABO VERDE:

“Sabíamos que era un partido de paciencia. MUY RÁPIDO SE HAN METIDO ATRÁS. No la hemos podido meter.

Es difícil contra un equipo tan físico y replegado. Lo positivo es que NO NOS CREARON NADA. JUEGAN ASÍ AL FINAL Y NO PASAN EL CENTRO DEL CAMPO”.

¿Opiniones? ⁉️

[Tosin Olugbenga @TosinOlugbenga]

In my early days as an inexperience fintech startup founder.

With proper testing we launched and we lost over a million Naira though we were able to recover it back via token charge.

This is how it happened…

User with 0 balance sent say -20 Naira to be withdrawn.

System read -20 as lesser than 0, so it did subtraction 0 - (-20) =20 (balance)

And then update user balance with 20 Naira.

From 0 balance to 20 Naira, in this case user can now withdraw 20 legitimately.

You see how an inexperienced developer building fintech can go to jail.

[Codeclue @CodeClue]

Bruh, people no sabi watch ball just dey gba twitter takes here and there.

[Codeclue @CodeClue]

@BiolaBlack Its going to be a coaching and quality decision in the long run, match is still open, could easily end in a draw or a morocco win but once again i expect Carlo to make the right changes in structure and changes in the second half. Brazil should edge.

[Codeclue @CodeClue]

Oftentimes people equate aggressive football with good football. It takes the most basic tactic to outclass it. Once you know what to do you can break the back of any aggressive team.

[Codeclue @CodeClue]

@BiolaBlack Note: See how the Moroccans started aggressively and ran Brazil down for 18 mins (Unsustainable strategy imo) and the goal came along, immediately the water break happened did you notice the changes in tempo from the Brazilian midfield?

[Codeclue @CodeClue]

@BiolaBlack They fucked up sacking their coach + no big team thinks of them as underdog anymore. There's enough material to counter their tactics from last WC to Afcon. They have hardly improved in the last 5 matches too. WC spirit is sometimes a surprise but i am with Carlo's experience.

[Codeclue @CodeClue]

Omo what a lovely goal.