Code Monkey

only random here, probably interneting wrong

[Code Monkey @CodeIan]

Live action Moana, but the Rock wears a wig to play Maui

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There was once a young and foolish dragon

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dodging Dekalb Ave potholes wtfwtf

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Herding frogs

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Now I want a chihuahua so we can give it tentacles as a Halloween costume and call them Chithulu

[Code Monkey @CodeIan]

J R R Tolkien, Jr

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Parental lyft uber

[Code Monkey @CodeIan]

Sauron was almost crushed by the ocean. What always bobs to the top? Sea otters. Sauron is a sea otter.

[claire vo 🖤 @clairevo]

One of my favorite operating norms we’ve adopted is “silence is dissent.”

If someone isn’t commenting on your work, presume they 1) disagree 2) don’t think it matters or 3) don’t understand until proven otherwise.

Silence rarely means alignment.

[Code Monkey @CodeIan]

Form follows function / There is beauty in first principles

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Recorded in Seattle at Reciprocal Recording by Jack Endino for $600.

[Code Monkey @CodeIan]

scarcity vs abundance, abundancing, doing the abundance funky chicken

[Code Monkey @CodeIan]

I want you to channel your inner psychologist and answer this question: what is going to happen when a new functionality is added to a Java class with 200 instance variables? Right, I agree, we will have 201 instance variables.

[Code Monkey @CodeIan]

Tractors with tractor beams

[Kieran Snyder @KieranSnyder]

I have been managing people off and on for a long time now. Here are 10 open, vulnerable, painful mistakes I’ve made. Ouch. I’m sharing them so you don’t have to make them too. Thread >>

[Code Monkey @CodeIan]

Do you understand coleslaw?

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Emojis, but that can react to emojis

[Sanho Tree @SanhoTree]

@tonyserrata Don’t worry. They sleep all day (because they go clubbing all night).

[Britt Nessie @DemocraticDaisy]

@RonFilipkowski

[Code Monkey @CodeIan]

Mr Rogers is like Bill Nye but without the science