the secret void

bonk // big men r cute / bad at flirting but I would love u anyway

[the secret void @CodeNebby]

work tummy from last week (I would post the the shirt-on version if we had circles here bc 😮‍💨)

[dead domain @DomainDead]

Not enough people talk about the Company Town Musk took over to make his own private kingdom in Texas.

[Ivo Delingpole @ivodelingpole]

I had a driver take 50 minutes to pick me up in Ukraine, constantly driving nearby but never arriving.

I refused to cancel because I knew he’d get paid. He looked very bitter on arrival.

[Kaleb @KalebKevins]

the face // the ass

[chica from fnaf @PhelleAlt]

This man's supposed eyesight is what solves half the lore are you kidding me

[mr. warburton @misterwarburton]

It took me forever to write Sector V’s goodbyes to Numbuh One because I KEPT BAWLING MY EYES OUT!

[Keyan Carlile @KeyanCarlile]

I watched Phineas and Ferb Across the 2nd Dimension the day it premiered. I had a front row seat to the two nickels joke that would go on to change the phrase forever. Real ones remember August 5th 2011.

[toshi @toshi_mtneer]

力也を20枚貼ります

[big fat dragon @dragonlewdtea]

whoaaa 20 picture limit

[Generic Dem Fan 🦅🇺🇸 @RationalWins]

Legit really kinda was bc people saw how embarrassing and off putting every right winger in the country got about this

Then we attacked Iran like the next week..

[🐏🌹TotoThePoyoArt🌹 🐏 @TotoThePoyoArt]

Bro thought all the plasma donated goes to her

[LB @looksbizarre]

Adventures in autotranslation

[arasi | 🎾 @alcrs_]

NO DONT FALL FOR IT ITS THE WORST

[Exposing Clay Travis @ExposingClay]

You just love to see this.

@Breaking911 is a complete and utter dolt account.

[duchess of arrakis @thisisnefertiti]

Brands that sell on TikTok Shop are literally paying creators monthly retainers to do this. It’s called “canvas ugc” and I have no clue how it’s even legal

[Caldatelier @caldatelier]

Discover more Deaf slang and idioms in Filipino Sign Language for fun, casual conversation with Deaf people.

[Shrunken Head @dismalisland]

My mom respects my gf’s gender identity but not mine so she’s always calling us both “gorgeous” and is now sending me lesbian heart emojis

[umm_rahul @rahul_umm]

he is so hot

[Goosie @TheGoosie]

Family Matters is such a funny show because arguably their most prominent character, Steve Urkel, was not a part of the titular family or its matters

[nazzo @nazzobetweeting]

i understand that we like to make fun of people with “fake email jobs” on this website but i’ve seen a lot of responses along these lines in the last couple days and like, not knowing the *basic* tenants of information security in this modern world is lowkey embarrassing 😭