You Shirker - Winona Ryder Stan Account

Free speech Near-absolutist. | Tech Enthusiast | Nor-Cal | Gun Lover

EUCs, VR, Custom Firmware, Console Modding, PCMR
- Apple is for sinners.

[You Shirker - Winona Ryder Stan Account @CodeSlinger707]

@bumbadum14 $1000 after taxes and medical is roughly $70k a year

[bumbadum @bumbadum14]

A boys canon event is having a girl friend who every time you look at her your world brightens, where seeing her in class is the best part of your day. Where the sound of her voice and laugh echo throughout your brain.

This friend, who you see as so perfect and beautiful, then signals for years that she may feel the same about you too. Sometimes it’s the way she hugs you, the way she may rest her head on your neck, or the way she’ll look at your eyes.

This will go on for years, and then one day you’ll finally give into the agony and simply tell her how you feel and she’ll fucking hate you for the rest of your life.

[You Shirker - Winona Ryder Stan Account @CodeSlinger707]

@megha_lilly @romanhelmetguy I've seen a lot of reasonable takes from you, so I really don't understand this one.

[Chris @shotgundotdev]

Microsoft corporate efficiency -

Microsoft Gaming gives everyone in the company a free Team Xbox shirt. Employees enter their shirt sizes in March.

They get laid off on Monday.

Wednesday: Your Team Xbox shirt is out for delivery.

[You Shirker - Winona Ryder Stan Account @CodeSlinger707]

@aboi800 @charlestonwhyt It's just funny bc they both, separately, just talk over whoever they're sitting with and Charleston won.

[You Shirker - Winona Ryder Stan Account @CodeSlinger707]

@jaycansea @Itx_judith If this is the case, then there shouldn't be any issues with making sure it's absolutely not happening.

[Archwinger @Archwinger1]

If you're successful enough that you don't have to work that many hours, this does not make your wife your new boss for the rest of your time where you must demonstrate productivity to satisfy her that your are a good employee

[You Shirker - Winona Ryder Stan Account @CodeSlinger707]

@BurgomasterX @peterrhague I can't wait until they ban accounts that copy pasta AI.

[You Shirker - Winona Ryder Stan Account @CodeSlinger707]

Says the party who wants dicks out in public and hormone blockers

[𝔏𝔦𝔬𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 @InsaneMistress]

conservatives don’t like tattoos on women because you have to be an adult to get them

[You Shirker - Winona Ryder Stan Account @CodeSlinger707]

@HandyGingerGal @RichManoogian We both know those aren't genuine questions, you're just ascribing an uncharitable position so you can argue against that.

[You Shirker - Winona Ryder Stan Account @CodeSlinger707]

@HandyGingerGal @RichManoogian You could argue without putting words in people's mouths.

[You Shirker - Winona Ryder Stan Account @CodeSlinger707]

@HerrWiess @paleochristcon He's just a guy with an opinion on an ongoing case, wtf are you talking about?

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

You can be a communist or you can be a patriot. You cannot be both.

[Burt Macklin @BurtMaclin_FBI]

We are now officially the first country to ever reach 250 years of age. Wow. Well done and happy birthday, America.

[George W. Smith, from City Council @Blckdmndskr]

@BurtMaclin_FBI And it's all because on this very night 250 years ago, President Washington awoke and left the air-conditioned comfort of the White House, crossed the icy Potomac, and single-handedly killed 50,000 British regulars in their sleep. God Bless America.

[You Shirker - Winona Ryder Stan Account @CodeSlinger707]

@GranTorinoDSA Honor AND humility

[Traveler @MilesTrav]

I like the British, but nearly every British person hates America.

I like the Germans, but nearly every German hates America.

I like the Australians, but nearly every Australian hates America.

I like the Japanese, and the Japanese like America.

Friendships go both ways.

[Christian Heiens 🏛 @ChristianHeiens]

We dropped a nuclear bomb on Japan, twice, and 80 years later they light up their cities in our colors as a show of how much they love us.

Meanwhile, we bailed half of Europe out, twice, and their governments take every last opportunity to signal how much they despise us.

[kelbin @pissboymcgee]

I could see myself peacefully exchanging my kids on the weekend with this woman

[Sensei Seagal's body double @mythPloughman]

The cops seem to genuinely think that they can just piss in everyone's ear and tell them it's raining.

Listen, moron, we've all seen the video. It's so blatant and egregious in how terribly your officers behaved that it could and should be used as teaching material for what policing should NOT look like.

A white man was being attacked by a pack of blacks. What did your officers do? The female cop jumped in to tackle the man who was attacked just seconds ago WHILE HE WAS STILL GETTING UP FROM BLOWS BY HIS ASSAILANTS. She did this without identifying herself and without any clear reason. The man had zero time or opportunity to process who this new assailant was and immediately stopped once he realised that this new person was in fact a police officer (a dumb and incompetent officer at that). Your officers then proceeded to arrest the man while letting his assailants leave the scene with zero attempts to apprehend them. During the arrest they behaved stupidly, unprofessionally and extremely incompetently - they swore at him, insulted him and try to cram him into a car the wrong way. At the time there was roughly 8 officers, all to arrest and swear at one man.

The fact that you see no issue with this conduct confirms that your entire force is unfit for purpose, should be disbanded and most of you should probably be in prison if we're honest.