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FSD v14.3.8 protected my whole family once again.❤️❤️❤️👍👍👍

I’ll say it again: most humans simply aren’t cut out for driving.

And seriously… what the hell was the car on the right trying to do? 🤦‍♂️👀

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Happy Friday day! 🤣

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

To the person who fixed Outlook on a Friday, fuck you.

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@elonmusk @yunta_tsai Elon, you’re a true hero! 👍❤️

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@yunta_tsai 九阴真经: A secret book that makes you a kung fu legend.
葵花宝典: A forbidden kung fu book that gives you incredible power, but you have to cut off your pee-pee first!
走火入魔: When your kung fu powers go out of control!

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@ItsCloRizz 漂亮🤩

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这三个词来自金庸武侠小说，要让外国人真正理解，不能只翻译字面意思，还要解释背后的武侠文化。

1. 九陰真經 — The Nine Yin Manual

A legendary martial arts scripture containing profound teachings on internal energy, combat techniques, and the mysterious power of Yin. Mastering it can transform an ordinary martial artist into one of the most powerful warriors in the martial world.

一本传说中的武学秘籍，记载了高深的内功、武学招式以及阴柔之力的奥秘。练成后，可以成为江湖中的绝顶高手。

2. 葵花寶典 — The Sunflower Manual

A forbidden martial arts manual that grants extraordinary speed, agility, and combat power. However, it comes with a terrifying price: anyone who wishes to master it must first castrate themselves.

一本禁忌武学秘籍，能够赋予修炼者超凡的速度、身法和战斗能力。然而，修炼它需要付出一个可怕的代价——欲练神功，必先自宫。

3. 走火入魔 — Qi Deviation

A dangerous condition that occurs when a martial artist loses control of their internal energy (Qi) during cultivation. It can lead to madness, severe internal injuries, loss of sanity, or even death.

指武者在修炼内功时，体内真气失去控制、运行紊乱，从而导致精神失常、严重内伤，甚至死亡。

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@Rustallintsla LMFAO 🤣

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3 VS 5 😭

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@TeruyaDason What have I been watching lately? Now even Korean hotties are showing up on my timeline. 😂

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@ufiturkey Damn, LMFAO 🤣 😂 Happy Friday!

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@LittleLee_x 做事的被赶走了，只留下了做PPT和报表漂亮的马屁精😂

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@FullSelfDog @RedRocksCO @Tesla Just check it out. It was so hot that summer day, we quickly snapped a few pictures and hopped back into our Tesla. Haha 😆

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@LGproXX 还是老黄太飘了

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Both husband and wife found their true love. A perfect ending. ❤️😂

[Baho @0xBaho]

🚨BREAKING:

Grok confirms @JensenHuang's wife Lori Huang and Pauly0x could be dating.

@nvidia 👀

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@elonmusk #standwithjensen

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$NVDA #standwithjensen

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@iiiinvest 电鱼哥，牛掰👍❤️

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@elonmusk Imagine Jensen Huang as Terafab CEO.
Elon 🤝 Jensen. Unstoppable. 🚀

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@yunta_tsai 风清扬>令狐冲>岳不群，老黄是风清扬

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@ItsCloRizz 别瞎搞了，别乱起哄