Coded Dashi

live the life you love...love the life you live

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i hate how fast this app refreshes like bitch i was reading that

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The rate at which I'm changing my friends' contact names from so and so to baba or mama so and so is getting concerning!

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@timothymaturi_ Ama tutoke saii? 🙂

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@UTDTrey Kill

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

I have a friend who tried to take a selfie in the shower.

But the image was too blurry.

He has selfie steam issues.

I'll let myself out.

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@FabrizioRomano Finally 🎉🎉🎉🎉

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@ManUtd @ManUtdWomen Two massive teams???? Since wheeeeen!!! There's only one massive team and it ain't the blues mahn!

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@DantizerCFC That is wanjiku

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@omwambaKE *wueh

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Kama kwenu hakuna stima you need to work hard😂😂😂

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@city_digest 😂 Acha huyo akunywe iyo uji ameshika aacha maneno mob bana

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@KenyaPower_Care My home area is not on the list and yet lights are out since YESTERNIGHT at around 2300hrs!!! What are you doing about it?

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@KenyaPower_Care mliamua my campus kids wasomee kwa giza?!?!?!?! I pay bill on time and if I don't mnakata stima timely... Lakini when the lights go out hamutaki kufanya repairs with the same timeliness is it????
Y'all need a competitor sasa😏😏

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@KenyaPower_Care the transformer next to my home iko na shida... Inatoa loud noises and sparks. When the sound is prolonged stima zinapotea. Since jana around 2300hrs we've not had power....Please do something ASAP! This is my meter box no. 26404533

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@am_juliah1 @omwambaKE 😂 Wacha jaba yoo

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@dom_lucre 😂 Big baby

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She put me on status privacy but forgot we had friends in common... Guess where I view her status from😏😏😏

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@iamjatelo The "okay goodnight" from you does it... work so hard atakua anaambia bae wake I dated that guy!!!

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@omwambaKE Yeesss!!!! It's true... The sad thing is that's just a tip of the iceberg!! 💔💔