Slimchances

Social Loner. 🌱 Distant Clinger.👋🏾 ♉️🌞♍️🌛♊️🌄✌🏾#FMOIG:@Kaycee_was_here✌🏾 👉🏾👻SC:@Codiene_Dreamer👻

[Slimchances @Codeine_Dreams_]

#RestNPeace 2yrs 💪🏾 (Dec 09, 2013)

[👸🏿 @taiwo2turnt]

You’ll tell ppl word for word bar for bar what you don’t like and they gon do it like it’s their bday

[D🧸♌️ @lifeofdess___]

and what rlly pisses me off is him saying it’s false like bro you literally told sol you didn’t explore her BECAUSE sincere was “hooping” like omgggg I need this nigga to get EMBARRASSED on movie night please production!!!!

[𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓪 🐸 @princesalamwane]

She’s literally the ultimate Southern belle blonde, had EVERYTHING to be the mean rich girl and only ever delivered charisma and wholesomeness

[Ik Nnadi 🇳🇬 @NnadiArts1]

Please don’t scroll past. I tried so hard.❤️

[MS.JAZZY @MsJazzybelle]

Some parents have a hard time respecting the boundaries you set as an adult, because they never respected your boundaries as a child. They push and you have to push back.

[bONGO🪻 @wariocolosseum]

18 years later and society still hasnt learned from this movie

[zayden @pemilo123]

Autistic people don't take everything literally... we just expect words to mean what they mean.

[Alice @AliceBunnyland2]

Like does an adult deer remember being a fawn playing in a steam with its mom??

It’s too early in the morning to be crying like this

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me after getting home from anywhere:

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Yes, The minimum wage is meant to be the lowest wage you can live on and afford housing. So, for everyone saying “it's not meant to be that,” yes, it is. That's why it's called the minimum wage.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Food trucks need to go back to being cheaper than dine in restaurants. Paying restaurant prices to eat on a sidewalk was never part of the deal.

[Kandidly Kamesha ✨ @KandidlyKamesha]

No amount of chemistry can make up for a lack of emotional safety.

[Ari🪷 @arikoyarii]

when I say my love language is physical touch "but you don't like people touching you". that's exactly why it's my love language. it's reserved for people i truly love and feel most comfortable with

[GetUpdated @DoIKnowYourFaDa]

The fact that Carl stood up for Aniya, Trinity and the other girls before he even knew America would be voting people back into the villa... yeah, that tells you everything you need to know about him.🎤

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

the four stages of a day off:

1. ​i will do so much stuff.
2. ​later i'll do lots of stuff.
3. ​eventually, i'll do some stuff.
4. ​oh no.

[The Real Destiny Marilyn @sweet_novacanee]

Y’all give the men too much grace, yall see how bad they talk about the women behind their backs now yall mad they got boo’d lmaoo that’s why men act the way they do now, yall always feel bad for them 😂 #loveislandusa

[Tayoncé Defense Attorney @lesbeyonsay]

the fact that she's given so much and has not run out of money really puts into perspective how the arguments against a wealth tax on billionaires are just bs

[megan good @jckhatesme]

the funniest part about love island is the tweets after the episode omg everybody funny af