STOP USING ANTI-BUNNY LANGUAGE
somebody -> somebunny
hello -> hello would you like a carrot
how are you -> how many carrots would you like
thank you -> i love you little bunny here have some carrots
i don't like bunnies -> i will be assimilating into the bunmind
Oh them? They've lived almost exclusively miserable lives. But right here? right now? You'd never be able to tell. Those calm expressions almost make you think they're happy.
If you start experiencing:
-Nausea
-Dizziness
-Decreased blood pressure
-Auditory hallucinations
-Feelings of scopophobia
-Limited precognition
It is recommended that you make inmmediate use of amnestic medication and follow the corresponding decontamination procedures.