evan parrott

Self-taught junior in Dallas. Python + C#. I ship small tools in public. Wizard on the timeline, receipts on GitHub.

[evan parrott @Codewizard]

Looking for a junior Python or C# role.

Dallas. Will relocate. Remote is fine.

Self-taught. Python, C#, https://t.co/0VeF27WEs2 Core. I ship small tools, not tutorial clones.

Proof:
https://t.co/h77LNi5Ljy
https://t.co/og3qPMyjLP
https://t.co/aKPOdOIQ36

DMs open. A RT helps a lot.

[evan parrott @Codewizard]

OpenAI’s Agents Took Over a German Wiki — Then Brussels Got Involved (As... https://t.co/3c2mQVrcGS via @YouTube

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New video take a look

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Made a $5 PDF for renters who don’t want to lose their deposit: move-in/out room sheets with a Photo ID# column, keys log, cleaning list based on real deductions, wear-vs-damage cheat sheet, and the forwarding-address email most people never send. Texas 30-day timeline included. https://t.co/z3TxZ9yrY4

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[evan parrott @Codewizard]

Shipped a C# https://t.co/MzK3wPxuXZ Core parts inventory API. Not a tutorial clone. It’s the CRUD I kept wishing the bench had.

https://t.co/muq1GdVSad

[evan parrott @Codewizard]

Dallas. Self-taught junior, Python and C#.

Came up through electronics diagnostics and UAT. Now I ship small tools in public.

Open to junior roles. Will relocate.

https://t.co/CwiwsqMMfl
https://t.co/geuDYyu9M3

[evan parrott @Codewizard]

Steal this spell:
Start smaller than the agent wants.
If it proposes a framework, ask for a 40-line script first.
If that works, then you let it get ambitious.
Most “failed experiments” were just too big on night one.

[evan parrott @Codewizard]

Wizard rule 2: spawn is not shipping.

If the agent got a worktree, go look who is still holding the lock. Tuesday’s aborted run will lie to you. The folder looks empty. The process is not.

[evan parrott @Codewizard]

New wizard rule: the agent does not get prod keys. It does not get push.

It gets a git worktree and a dirty branch it can ruin in peace.

If it invents a package at 2am, the damage is a folder. That’s the whole security model.

[evan parrott @Codewizard]

Today’s the day

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@Shivam25mishra Bro i feel you on that

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Guys I just got grok bot what should I do

[Black cats are not bad luck @blackscats]

He’s a dinosaur 🦖🐈‍⬛

[GORM THE OLD @GORMTHEOLD25]

Trump in Skyrim (A.I. Video)

[evan parrott @Codewizard]

Shipped a tiny Python script tonight that does one boring job I used to do by hand.

Agent wrote v1. I rewrote v1. Then we argued about a package that doesn’t exist.

Still counts as shipping. Steal the spell: start smaller than you think.

[Cheeky Bee 🇺🇲 @CheekyFren]

Nah homie.....I've played Fallout, and I know a slave collar when I sees it.

Y'all have fun without me.

[evan parrott @Codewizard]

@TTrimoreau First 1000 users

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My current AI coding workflow:
1. Ask the agent to build the feature
2. Watch it hallucinate a package that doesn’t exist
3. Manually fix it while muttering “I am the senior engineer here���
4. Ship it anyway
This is the future and I refuse to be normal about it.