Pastor A.Y

Class teacher @zynnode

[Pastor A.Y @CodingPastor]

A lot of people don’t like to admit it, but let me be honest…
The learning curve for cloud deployment can be crazy.

AWS, Terraform, CloudFormation, IAM this, VPC that.
One minute you’re writing code, next thing you’re deep in 20 tabs trying to figure out why your infra won’t deploy.

I’ve been there.
I’ve felt that frustration.
That whole “bro, can I just ship my app without doing a PhD in DevOps?” feeling.
And that’s one of the big reasons we’re building this platform.

A simple place where you can deploy to your cloud provider without learning CloudFormation, Terraform, or any of the heavy stuff.
No steep learning curve.
No overthinking.

Just build → click → deploy.

We’re trying to make cloud deployment feel so easy, simple, natural, and not something you have to fight with.

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[Pastor A.Y @CodingPastor]

It's obvious who the sub is for but I want to know why? What did anyone carry and what did anyone throw?

[JM @jayhemz]

You tried faux elitism by wearing face mask like lágbájá of tech.

As e no work, you rush remove the face mask make investor fit see say you be real human being.

You don't really care about your users, you just want to make money. In the coming weeks, it will become clear.

[Pastor A.Y @CodingPastor]

No. 6 isn't needed imo. Having 5 daily spins suggests he might not bang.

[Sir Mubaraq (Noobchacho) 👷🏼‍♂️ @abkbabaali]

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2. Make the pack 250 players but with 7 epic cards (Henry, Campbell, Pires, Gilberto Silva, Fletcher, Schmeichel and Kuyt)
3. The 1st multi spin should be 500 coins
4. Arsene Wenger should come along with two playstyle on 90 proficiency and two link up play
5. The pack should last for 1 month or 20 days
6. 5 daily free spins

Thank you 🙏🏽

[Pastor A.Y @CodingPastor]

Olodo rabata, oju eja lo mo je...

Wow..

[Agu Jonas O. @Agujonas1]

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[Pastor A.Y @CodingPastor]

@_xahavi @yabaleftonline Real😂

[Pastor A.Y @CodingPastor]

@SaintNuel10 😂

[Pastor A.Y @CodingPastor]

This makes no sense, but okay.

[Ray 👨🏽‍💻 website & app developer @Raynerdtech]

My sister has a Starlink she uses to run a business in her school.

Recently, she had an issue with her portal and asked her developer to fix it.

He fixed the issue, but somehow managed to switch the payment gateway from LIVE MODE to TEST MODE. 😭

For the past ONE MONTH, students have been making payments on the portal, but none of the money was real.

My sister didn’t notice because she thought students hadn’t fully resumed, which explained why she wasn’t making as much money as usual.

Until she checked her dashboard and realized people had actually been making payments all along.

IN TEST MODE. 😭

She called me this morning and said she’d already contacted the developer, but the guy seemed confused about what test mode even meant.

BRO??? YOU INTEGRATED A PAYMENT GATEWAY AND DON’T KNOW WHAT TEST MODE IS???

An entire month of revenue gone because someone didn’t understand what they were deploying.

Vibe coders, what exactly are you people doing to this industry? 😭

[Peter Akande @_PeterAkande]

thanks @paystack for creating an environment for us @zorveus_ to build and grow 🚀

@zorveus_ was the second runner up 🚀

[Pastor A.Y @CodingPastor]

This makes no sense, but okay.

[Ray 👨🏽‍💻 website & app developer @Raynerdtech]

My sister has a Starlink she uses to run a business in her school.

Recently, she had an issue with her portal and asked her developer to fix it.

He fixed the issue, but somehow managed to switch the payment gateway from LIVE MODE to TEST MODE. 😭

For the past ONE MONTH, students have been making payments on the portal, but none of the money was real.

My sister didn’t notice because she thought students hadn’t fully resumed, which explained why she wasn’t making as much money as usual.

Until she checked her dashboard and realized people had actually been making payments all along.

IN TEST MODE. 😭

She called me this morning and said she’d already contacted the developer, but the guy seemed confused about what test mode even meant.

BRO??? YOU INTEGRATED A PAYMENT GATEWAY AND DON’T KNOW WHAT TEST MODE IS???

An entire month of revenue gone because someone didn’t understand what they were deploying.

Vibe coders, what exactly are you people doing to this industry? 😭

[JM @jayhemz]

When I got laid off from Microsoft, I got into a company in Lagos that felt paying 600k naira a month was doing me a favour. I had to take the offer to keep body and soul together.

Was there for 6 months until I fell out with the MD and started looking out. That was when I started my training outfit but couldn't quite get traction.

Anyway, after leaving this NGO, I spent another 5 months in the wilderness, literally. Ate rejections almost every other day. Was living on the goodwill of friends and relations. Basically wondering what to get out of life.

An Antler rep came knocking at the time and was in the process of fast tracking my application to the Antler cohort at Kenya. Guess what? My passport had expired. Ran to go fast track my passport, after a few days emailed the partner but was told it was too late.

I remember laying in my room laughing hysterically, mulling to myself, "who I offend?"

Thankfully at that time, I applied to Andela and the process started for another 2 months. I got into Andela and my monthly salary was my previous annual salary. This trend continued in a subsequent company. Use am run one or two that year.

But the point is, while I was enjoying this new reality, I asked myself, "why did you worry all those times?" In hindsight, there was no reason to. I should have just chilled for 5 months, enjoyed myself.

But we are human and can only understand life in hindsight. As long as you believe this it will work out for you: EVERYTHING will turn out better than you expected, just stop worrying.

[Pastor A.Y @CodingPastor]

"Adult" + "hood". Make you know say e rough.

[Pastor A.Y @CodingPastor]

Sorry o.

[KACHI 🍝📷 @Chef_Kachi]

Because your laptop charger charges your phone doesn't mean you should use it

[Miloh @oyinakindele]

Meeting don dey overshadow productivity.

[Pastor A.Y @CodingPastor]

Things actually don serious

[Miloh @oyinakindele]

Wow. What a busy year. Really forgot to marry.

[Pastor A.Y @CodingPastor]

I need to get married ASAP

[Onab🖌️ @CyptoOnab]

Before the bloom (I of III)

The Weight of Becoming

[Pastor A.Y @CodingPastor]

As I reach my papa house today, I chop iyan and efo. No be life I dey leave for Lagos fr.

[Pastor A.Y @CodingPastor]

Nothing dey muzz me pass the video caption.

[Somto Okonkwo @General_Somto]

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