Codswallop Family Fishing

Follow us for fishing recaps and our highlights as we overfish the Antilles!

[Codswallop Family Fishing @CodswallopF]

Even though we ground to a halt mid-year, we've still got some impressive statistics for our second calendar year in operation! If we compare to last years Profit Report we would've been on-track for a record breaking year. Another win for the best company in the Antilles 🫡

[Codswallop Family Fishing @CodswallopF]

I'd like to announce that our fleet of commercial Mariton Potters are undergoing a refit and modernisation programme that will see the wheelhouse and engines completely replaced! At a higher speed, they'll be comfier than ever for the crew and skipper!

[Codswallop Family Fishing @CodswallopF]

Avast! Welcome long-term skipper, and all time top-tripper lukas06yt to the General Management team! Our first new General Manager in three years and only the second to have risen through the ranks, Lukas' name strikes terror into the hearts of the enemy!

[Codswallop Family Fishing @CodswallopF]

We've become aware that the tyrant landlubber king V4P0R has attempted to "bestow" one of his peasant titles on our glorious crusade.

Codswallop Family Fishing outright denies the title of "Koninklijke" in the name of the one true king; the Fish King. Death to the Fish Plague!

[Codswallop Family Fishing @CodswallopF]

As we march towards the inevitable seafood swarm to come, we've began reinstating our various systems to ensure we can meet quota and demand total fish elimination! The Fish Militia has awoke 💪👊🐟🔫#milf #manilovefishing @StarmersHair #killallfish #fishing #proudfishermen #sick

[Codswallop Family Fishing @CodswallopF]

Codswallop has lost some of their noble soldiers this week, and is looking to fill up its work force again!
Applications are now open and will close when all vacancies are filled, so make sure to apply in time.

[Codswallop Family Fishing @CodswallopF]

We're happy to release the statistics for our 2023 year in review, and as you can see by the diagram below we've already solidified our position as *THE* fishing company in the Antilles, in our first calendar year in operation!

[Codswallop Family Fishing @CodswallopF]

We have decided to reopen our doors to new aspiring fisherman.
Join us and help save our way of life by obliterating an ecosystem, whilst getting crazy rich in the meantime!

Discord link: https://t.co/8kcJ6ODlcr

[Codswallop Family Fishing @CodswallopF]

Fisherman on a mission 💪

[Codswallop Family Fishing @CodswallopF]

Some great times with the lads overfishing the Antilles this week.

[Codswallop Family Fishing @CodswallopF]

Recent activities and other shenanigans.

[Codswallop Family Fishing @CodswallopF]

Hello world,
Scientists* have shown that if the evil fish continue to wreak havoc in our fine Antillean waters then humans will be extinct in the next two years, so we MUST ACT NOW.
So, Codswallop is hiring again!
*scientists actually paid actors
Discord: https://t.co/8kcJ6ODlcr

[Codswallop Family Fishing @CodswallopF]

The war on fish has ended, with Lukas winning the prize money after hosting 76 trips this month.🤑
The stats of the war can be seen below
After we suffered so many casualties during this war we have decided to reopen our applications.
Make sure to apply!
https://t.co/8kcJ6ODlcr

[Codswallop Family Fishing @CodswallopF]

The last 14 days our skippers hosted 41 trips, making our combined profit just under 1.2 million guilders.
We must be ruthlessly efficient if we are to exterminate the wet menace. We suffered losses during the war on fish, meaning we will be looking for new conscripts soon.

[Codswallop Family Fishing @CodswallopF]

Fishing activities of this week.
Overfishing the Antilles like never before, we've done 114 trips this week making our combined profit just over 3 million.
Some call it a crime, we call it good business!
#fishing #antilles #codontop

[Codswallop Family Fishing @CodswallopF]

Our new flagship F.V. Crab Bandit is now officially in operation!
#codswallop #fishing #Antilles #fishinglife #overfishing #hatebluecrab

[Codswallop Family Fishing @CodswallopF]

Mixed emotions with the fishing scene this week. (Emotional rollercoaster) #Emotion #Milf #ManIloveFishing #Fishing #tape #Ducttape #HendrikvDijk #HermanvDijk #Superfish #Codswallop #FamilyFishingBusiness #Boatsinkomg #Superfishermen #superheros

[Codswallop Family Fishing @CodswallopF]

Weekly recap of the Codswallop Fishing Family. #IloveFishing #Fishing #Potting #Womaninthegrinder #Grinder #Groupfoto #Groepsfoto #HendrikvDijk #KeesVderspek #superkees #KoosenLinda #MILF #ManiLoveFishing

[Codswallop Family Fishing @CodswallopF]

The Codswallop Fishing Family is busy with fishing again. #MILF #ManILoveFishing

[Codswallop Family Fishing @CodswallopF]

With the presence of the Codswallop fishing family unemployed citizens want to apply to become a fisherman with the Codswallop family. There's good news for these people since the applications have opened today!
Apply below:https://t.co/zoDmTeWwhK