Cody Destache

Mustard-on-to-Hot-Dog Artiste. Hopeful medical student (please). Listen closely cause sometimes I'm funny...

[🏴‍☠️ Bob Lawrence 🟦Obama #1🟧 @TrumpluvsObama]

And this is why we can't let parents dictate our school's curriculum.🧐😠

[erin alyce @herooine]

is tucker kraft a serial killer

[Cody Destache @CodyDestache]

@officialscudder @GretaVanFleet

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

OMG 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

[𝓥𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓽𝔂𝓷𝓪 𝓗𝓸𝓵𝓵𝓸𝔀𝓪𝔂 @ValentyneDreams]

Reading while it rains is an art form.

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

Adam Driver prepares to host SNL

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

my new favorite video

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

If bison are on the road, be patient, drive slowly, and stay in your vehicle. Wait for bison to move along: do not honk your horn or drive aggressively toward them. That will only make them go slower. A bison’s level of aggressiveness, both physical and passive is legendary.

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

The country is going to hell.

[TPS @TotalProSports]

SOCIAL MEDIA STAYS UNDEFEATED?!? 🤣🤣🤣

[Brandon Sneide @Brandon_Sneide]

“The Packers are 1.5 games out of the playoff race…”

[Cody Destache @CodyDestache]

This is why you support your public projects

[Cody Destache @CodyDestache]

@TaylorCusack17 Warm (not hot) shower about 2 hours before bed, maybe some tea, then I like to do some Mr Miyagi breathing exercises

[Public Citizen @Public_Citizen]

BREAKING: Rep. Ro Khanna introduced a bill for state-based single-payer health care systems.

It would allow states to develop their own plans to guarantee health care for ALL their residents.

Our health care system is broken. We need action.

[Cody Destache @CodyDestache]

IDF spox: Yes we targeted the camp.

Wolf: So despite knowing there were refugees you blew up the camp to kill one man, is that what I'm hearing?

IDF spox: No that's not what you're hearing.

Wolf: Did you at least kill him?

IDF spox: We can't confirm that.

[Justin Baragona @justinbaragona]

CNN's Wolf Blitzer: You knew that there were innocent civilians in that refugee camp, right?

IDF spox: This is the tragedy of war. We told them to move south.

Blitzer: So you decided to drop the bomb anyway.

IDF spox: We’re doing everything we can to minimize civilian deaths.

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

Nate Bargatze’s monologue!

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

George Washington’s dream for America

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Throwback to when Elmo made Robin Williams laugh uncontrollably

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

PSA: There is an app called Kanopy that works with your public library card and lets you stream thousands of movies completely free. No ads. No limits.

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

Sean Payton and Russell Wilson cooking up a game-plan to beat the Chiefs on Thursday