bean, the giver

half algorithm half deity

[bean, the giver @CodyDilyn]

If vessel fw Bilmuri, I bet he would’ve adored issues

[bean, the giver @CodyDilyn]

Do crackheads wash their spoons or is it more of a don’t wash the cast iron type deal

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I know it’s become pretty cliche and cringey to talk about at this point but if you’re under like 25 I cannot stress enough how one time Obama wore a tan suit and people spent a week arguing over whether or not it was demeaning to the Oval Office and they were serious about it.

[Jedi @dhe3g]

Punishing homeless children to show the world he is a better Christian than the Pope

[beetlebum @royaltyvelvet]

that moment when your work, your school, and your hobby makes you feel sad

[👩🏾‍🔬👩🏾‍🏭🌸🏴‍☠️ 💙🌕🖤 @N3YYZ0N6]

thank God

[Marcus @STOPFLEXIN]

they kidnapping black ppl in Atlanta and turnin them into waymos

[bean, the giver @CodyDilyn]

daddy

[Kindrid @KindridOfficial]

Oh yeah new music this month

[Rep. Jack Kimble @RepJackKimble]

Just a friendly warning. We don’t even make $200k per year in Congress despite working nearly 140 days. If we aren’t properly compensated, a lot of us will go to the private sector and you will be left with some real idiots in Congress.

[bean, the giver @CodyDilyn]

Sixers getting absolutely hosed this series, somebody check in on @EllisRovin

[Ajibola @4jibola]

music is honestly one of the best parts of being alive.

[Kyron Samuels @kyronsamuels]

real demons. last two respectable blue bloods doing it.

[Woke Former Senator @WokeMitt]

The guy who told us he’d fix everything on day 1 is still blaming Biden on day 470.

[bean, the giver @CodyDilyn]

“We really love gluttony in our church but we hate the queer kids”

[⊹ ࣪ pam ˖✦ @pamvonhadder]

The childhood dream to pull one of these and leave the house mysteriously

[bean, the giver @CodyDilyn]

That one blackfire club scene

[FactPost @factpostnews]

Fox host complains about low teen pregnancy rates:

"The problem is teens and young adults. From ages 15-19, the fertility rate is down 7%"

[bean, the giver @CodyDilyn]

Ah! The shiny butthole Mew! @PokemonTCGP

[bean, the giver @CodyDilyn]

A camera adds 10 pounds but that FaceTime front camera add 40 I swear