Endicott

No need to complicate it, I'm a simple man. All you gotta do is put a drink in my hand.

[Endicott @CodyEndicott7]

Your first instinct is always right

[Endicott @CodyEndicott7]

@Porterr86 @Joe_Tha_Don Lol gage says a lot of things

[Endicott @CodyEndicott7]

@_Ellich Three years in the army does that to you 😂😂

[Endicott @CodyEndicott7]

I have so many good memories with people that aren't in my life anymore & it's a shame

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

I want a bond this strong https://t.co/sef8Y6sjaa

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

When she sends you nudes and asks if you liked them https://t.co/rRuyHJeDvc

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

I need to find this girl asap so I can wife her up https://t.co/kNRiD6kPfz

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

When she wants a second round of sex

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

"Why don't you open up to people?"

Me:

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

WHEN SHE SAYS SHE WANTS ITALIAN FOR DINNER AND YOU DECIDE TO SPOIL HER BECAUSE THATS YOUR BOO

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Trying to get that one girl's attention https://t.co/FVKS0Y4IQA

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

when she's sucking the honey out of you

[Endicott @CodyEndicott7]

Shits not gonna get better unless you do something about it

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

*taking exam*

Me: Hey Brain! Remember studying this stuff??
Brain: Yeah we totally studied that!
Me: Awesome! So what's the answer?
Brain:

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Pretty much.