Cody Hartleben

Above & Beyoncé | Casually Crushing It™ | In the business of takin’ care.

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OBJECTS IN MIRROR ARE CLOSER THAN THEY APPEAR

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I will not buy any of Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson’s brands, I will not buy any of Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson’s brands, I will not buy any of Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson’s brands, I will not buy any of Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson’s brands, I will not buy any of Dwayne ‘The Rock’ John…

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Are you listening to OASIS?

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I hereby declare the next person to design a fridge drawer must first clean a fridge drawer.

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Is it winter in Argentina?

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Scooter dads & stroller moms

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Cotton Candy Bronco

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Bobby Dylan loves basset hounds

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Viva La Banff

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Do you eat bananas fast or slow? 🍌💨

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@XfinitySupport 800 number just hung up on me

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*Slams laptop open

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put 'er there

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I’m trying to stick to gin and tequila

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I like the sounds coming from your mobile device

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might listen to prince today

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Man dressed in American flag apparel, with bag of grass seed under his arm, on the train platform

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Just witnessed someone visually digest a subway ad

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Line dancing is chill