Cody James Midthun

8MFarms. John 13:7. Bison alumni.

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It's currently 4:12 pm CST with overcast skies and I need to turn a light on in my house. This is why I hate #DaylightSavingsTime and winter.

[Cody James Midthun @CodyJMidthun]

Thank God for dogs and modern medicine. #TuesdayThoughts

[Cody James Midthun @CodyJMidthun]

@TheEllenShow with your recent stand and view of meat consumption, I would encourage you to speak to someone qualified and educated in the industry. Those of us that are involved would love to show you and the world the truth. #ellendegeneres #HealthyFood

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@BadgerFootball wins the #Big10 this year and @GeorgiaFootball wins the @SEC. Also, @Michigan needs to find a new head coach after the season. @davidpollack47 @KirkHerbstreit

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Teachers need to be able to spank children when needed. It would benefit society greatly. #TuesdayThoughts #notsorry

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Get busy living, or get busy dying. #WednesdayWisdom

[Cody James Midthun @CodyJMidthun]

Hi in the low 40's with rain on May 1st...why does anyone live in Minnesota?

[Cody James Midthun @CodyJMidthun]

I wholeheartedly believe that the root of the issues we have in our world today is a lack of parenting at some point in a person's life. #thinkaboutthat

[Cody James Midthun @CodyJMidthun]

@NBakes10 For the wolves*. Get him by any means necessary!

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Ross was too good for Rachel. They were on a break. There, I said it. #friends @DavidSchwimmer @TheRealJennifer

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It feels like January 68th and I'm fucking sick of it. #MNlife

[Cody James Midthun @CodyJMidthun]

Hey @VinceMcMahon I hear you need some commentators for the @xfl2020. Where can I apply? You're going to want to meet me. #Borntobethevoice

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Gentleman, if you want to meet a woman worth bringing home to your mother get off Tinder and get to @Target on a Saturday. #JustSayin'

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I feel like I should be able to sing at the #MacysParade because I can lipsync random songs too. #Thanksgiving

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No matter how this season ends, the @Vikings need to draft a left tackle in the first round. And in the 2nd round, a guard.

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I’d rather have a president that was terrible with words that made a positive impact on our nation’s economy, jobs, taxes, security, etc. than have a president who was fantastic with social interactions and did nothing for the welfare of ALL the people. Grow up, Twitter

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@Maddie_Eide Damn auto-fill. Thank you.

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There are way to many uneducated people voting today. #SorrynotSorry #ElectionNight