Cody knows shit

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Jewish men get circumcised because Jewish women only touch things 20% off. #iknowshit

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18 to 80, blind, crippled, or crazy. All girls like to fuck! #iknowshit

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A well placed thumb during Yin Yang, is always appreciated. #iknowshit

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@realDonaldTrump Do you need help building that wall? I have some amazing ideas!!

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@realDonaldTrump
So, do you need help building that wall?

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When you’re brushing your beard and using a blow dryer, blow dry down and brush down. Otherwise your beard will be puffy. #iknowshit

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You try ice cream, not dick. #iknowshit

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At boy scout jamborees, they hand out condoms because it is now Co-ed. Sad that they are promoting sex and not life morals. #iknowshit

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I know how to rebuild the rear end of a container handler. #iknowshit

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I know how to relax and have a good time. #iknowshit

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I know how to buy an American truck. #iknowshit

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I know how to grow a beard. #iknowshit