Cody Kulo

He/Him

[Cody Kulo @CodyKulo]

We should bring wearing capes back. It’s not fair that they get praised for wearing one at the Met Gala, but if I wear one I’m “the weird guy with the cape.”

[caught hantavirus on a swingers cruise @abs_sweetmarie]

The only “hot honey” I want to talk about is my freakin wife!

[Rep. Eric Swalwell @RepSwalwell]

You have one job.

To. Read. The. Fucking. Bill.

[RPG Enjoyer 🐉 @BasedRPG]

Where are you getting all those cheese wheels Danny???

[lyna @lketheopposite]

“make america safe again” but i would feel safer alone in a room with LM than i would with the president himself

[Handsome B. Charming @CTachio83984]

god keeps throwing shorter and shorter women at him but hes relentless, he simply will not be taller than anyone

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Ethel Cain reacts to Donald Trump's win:

“If you voted for trump, i hope that peace never finds you. instead, i hope clarity strikes you someday like a clap of lightning and you have to live the rest of your life with the knowledge and guilt of what you've done and who you are as a person.”

[Cody Kulo @CodyKulo]

I need 12 Benadryl and an original recipe four loko

[‎ ۠ @G0THAMVENGEANCE]

libbed out so hard i thought american people had empathy and common sense

[Cody Kulo @CodyKulo]

@kazarianscott Why was Donald Trump of all people playing Rage Against the Machine?? Does he know what the machine is???

[Sol's Roles 💥10 Client Slots💥 @SolsRoles]

Your sessions would be better if your players put in as much time away from the table as the GM does.

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

my hot take is that nothing inspired by mexican food is bad. even the worst food at taco bell is good. real mexican food is better and homemade authentic mexican food is off the charts. but even this thing in a bag will taste good.

[Dog (Woof) @MikeyBrezz]

He made the greatest song in the world (tribute) is what he did! He won the battle of the bands against the devil. He held the pick of destiny! And in this house, Kyle Gass is a hero, end of story!!!

[Cody Kulo @CodyKulo]

@kazarianscott Ben Hurr moment

[Cody Kulo @CodyKulo]

I was not made to work a job. I was made to stay home, do my fun little hobbies, and kiss my wife