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When you realize no one cares what you're doing life gets easier | @zombiekiller_45 🤵🏼‍♂️👰🏻‍♀️

[Coᐛy @CodyLBennett]

I like making YouTube videos in my spare time https://t.co/V0JoSSSzXn

[Coᐛy @CodyLBennett]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 13 years, since 26 Sep 2009 (via @twi_age).

[Coᐛy @CodyLBennett]

Damn.
Beer, grandpa, and holidays

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

You can only keep 3.
Beer, pizza, chocolate, swearing, AIDS, coffee, Netflix, toast, running, ketamine, Grandpa, chips, holidays.

[Coᐛy @CodyLBennett]

@BModic220 That's incredible.. I had no idea. I thought it was just a filler for other drugs

[Coᐛy @CodyLBennett]

I dont get it.. are people actively buying fentanyl now?

[Bill Melugin @BillMelugin_]

NEW: Two days in a row, CBP agents at the port of entry in Nogales, AZ seized colored fentanyl pills from smugglers w/ a “candy like” appearance.
Today: 15,000 pills
Yesterday: 250,000 pills
CBP says could be the start of a new trend w/ cartels targeting younger users. @FoxNews

[Andy Diggle @andydiggle]

"He’d kept the secret copy in his desk for 32 years… When I eventually tracked him down, now 83… he sounded almost relieved.

‘I have been for waiting for someone to contact about this for more than 30 years,’ he said."

#UFOtwitter

https://t.co/ASMhGKd8pQ

[Charlotte @RoylePin]

A can’t of coke ☹️

[Coᐛy @CodyLBennett]

@jdudemill @rickygervais Both

[Coᐛy @CodyLBennett]

Oh I see, this was all a chess move to make Biden look good for 'caring'

[USA TODAY @USATODAY]

President Biden signed an executive order meant to protect abortion-rights. https://t.co/95KopvaI2V

[Coᐛy @CodyLBennett]

Thanks Tom, I needed this

[Tommy Chong @tommychong]

It’s a 3 foot bong hit kind of day! Cough, snot, drool and water eyes. Burp smoke. Hit it again but more gently. 😎

[Coᐛy @CodyLBennett]

#WhatIdSayToMyDad it's okay that you don't have your shit together. We should hang out sometime

[barbarism critic @barbarismcrit]

The mom that ran in and saved her kids after being handcuffed in Uvalde finally spoke out.

[Coᐛy @CodyLBennett]

#PokemonGOFest2022

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

George W. Bush: "The decision of one man to launch a wholly unjustified and brutal invasion of Iraq — I mean of Ukraine."

[Coᐛy @CodyLBennett]

@gunsnrosesgirl3 @zombiekiller_45

[Nina Willburger @DrNWillburger]

This copper alloy arm purse found in the #Roman settlement of Nida (Frankfurt-Heddernheim) was used as a secure method to carry coins. To spend the money, the purse had to be removed from the arm (or the arm had to be removed from the body 😉). 1/2

#RomanArchaeology

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

This Unreal Engine 5 demo of a Japanese train station is unbelievably realistic

[Coᐛy @CodyLBennett]

@Xbox Corvo Attano for sure

[G FUEL® Clips @GFUELClips]

😏 Y'all know what time of year it is.

[Lil Sasquatch @lilsasquatch66]

Pretty crazy draft night. Didn’t see this coming, thank you.