Cody Landphere

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That one person in your class that you just want to smack in the face with a brick.

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You laugh because you think it's a joke. I laugh because you think I'm joking.

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My earphones must be untangled before I can listen to any music.

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That little dance your thumbs do when you don’t know how to answer to a text.

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I'm about to relocate that nose you've been sticking in my business.