I do watercolors...

We in this bitch

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

Remember, Halloween isn’t until tomorrow. If you go out tonight and see a vampire or skeleton, you shoot them with a gun.

[Randy Marsh @CAMLAHEY]

The cte is running rampid half the team thinks they are in England

[Tavrium @tavrium_]

Decided to rewatch Ted due to the galumps craze and oh my goddd how is this show so funny out the gate THIS IS THE FIRST EPISODEEEE

[I do watercolors... @CodyLoveMidgets]

@dc_mma looks like a priest that didn’t get dressed all the way

[Who's Next @WhosNextShow]

I’ll take you there

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Please NEVER change Jameis Winston lmaoo

Look how SERIOUS bro is during this pregame interview I’M CRYING

“Be doers not speakers” 😂😂

[Fusue @DevyEusuf]

0-2 fantasy managers getting ready for Week 3

[El Profeta @EiProfeta]

Se viene la época de frío y lluvia.

Automáticamente yo:

[Dallas Cowboys @dallascowboys]

YEAH ‼️

[Sleeper @SleeperHQ]

Getting 40 bombed by Josh Allen on TNF

[MobstersDaily @MobstersDaily]

looks like tom sizemore

[De’Vion Hinton @stilldexhinton]

All the real nigga’s teams 0-1 today.

You 1-0 niggas got soft hands. Ain’t never been through nothing.

[a @DakHOF]

The play clock has hit 0 for like 5 seconds 20 times for the Giants and they get away with it

[Super Fan🇮🇪 @McGregorRousey2]

The reason why I don’t tweet about other sports is because I’m a Dallas Cowboys fan and I absolutely hate my life

[dana blue @danablueufc]

We got a new gem🥹 "CMDTMSIGAD" 💔

[Degen CPA @drewvento]

Apple is 100% messing with the IPhone keypads. I know for a fact I’m not making this many typos.

[All Things Mavs | Jimmy C Hoops @All_Things_Mavs]

I’m convinced it’ll never be cold again outside

We’re gonna live in this heat forever and always