Cody

Account Manager - Business Development. Philippians 4:13. Must be the thick thighs and blue eyes.

[Cody @CodyNelson14]

Look, I’ve been drinking tonight. But clearly not as much as whoever is running Joe’s account. Dude speaks gibberish and you wanna say “what the hell was he talking about?”…? Stop it.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

I’m stuck at home with COVID, so I had the distinct misfortune of watching Donald Trump’s speech to the RNC.

What the hell was he talking about?

[Cody @CodyNelson14]

@JVC_1of1 👀👀 excuse me???

[Cody @CodyNelson14]

@JVC_1of1 Bring back twistie haired Jo 👀

[Cody @CodyNelson14]

“Why aren’t you married?” - Well, I’m a combination of the “how come he don’t want me” Fresh Prince scene and “I don’t love you” Good Will Hunting scene… so…

[Cody @CodyNelson14]

If the Bears don’t keep Justin Fields then I’m joining Bills Mafia

[Cody @CodyNelson14]

Tried 225 on the bench to see where I was at after losing weight; couldn’t even get one rep… I’m embarrassed. If you need me I’ll be living in the gym for the foreseeable future.

[Cody @CodyNelson14]

Dropped 24 lbs in 6 months this year… I think I cracked the code for gainz when my shoulder heals and I can get back in the gym 👀👀

[Cody @CodyNelson14]

@plzlvmealone She doesn’t say much. I think she’s silently judging.

[Cody @CodyNelson14]

I’m toxic to have in fantasy leagues because I automatically decline trade offers. My team is goated bro, you ain’t messing up the locker room.

[Cody @CodyNelson14]

@JosephVC_ Tryna be like bro

[Cody @CodyNelson14]

In the words of sir @JosephVC_ … I’m feeling nice

[Cody @CodyNelson14]

Let’s go Sugar Sean!!!! 👀👀

[Cody @CodyNelson14]

@brett_detmar No chaw in.. disappointed

[Cody @CodyNelson14]

@DennisDeardurff

[Cody @CodyNelson14]

Imagine being 24 with that contract 🤯🤯

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

MBAPPÉ'S ONE-YEAR DEAL FROM AL-HILAL COULD BE WILD 🤯

💰 $776M for one season
💰 $64.6M a month
💰 $14.7M a week
💰 $2.1M a day
💰 $88,500 an hour
💰 $24 per second

(via @jamesbenge, h/t @FOS)

[Cody @CodyNelson14]

@DennisDeardurff Says the man that lost a 6 yard 1v1 against the goalkeeper in regulation… when he was still on his line…

[Cody @CodyNelson14]

Watch ya head 😧

[Hoop Central @TheHoopCentral]

MAX CHRISTIE. 😤

https://t.co/mP656WLi4j

[Cody @CodyNelson14]

@plzlvmealone I was literally just singing this to myself 😂

[Cody @CodyNelson14]

I’m gonna need an Austin Reaves USA jersey IMMEDIATELY

[Keith Smith @KeithSmithNBA]

Team USA roster for 2023 FIBA World Cup per reports:

Paolo Banchero
Mikal Bridges
Jalen Brunson
Anthony Edwards
Tyrese Haliburton
Brandon Ingram
Jaren Jackson Jr.
Cam Johnson
Walker Kessler
Bobby Portis
Austin Reaves

One more player to get to 12-man roster.