Michael Porter Junior Soprano

I'm bad at playing music and sports so I write about other people doing it instead.

[Michael Porter Junior Soprano @CodySThomason]

got in an uber and the driver looked at me then changed the song to mr. brightside

[Michael Porter Junior Soprano @CodySThomason]

i haven’t heard music in an elevator in forever, is that still a thing?

[Michael Porter Junior Soprano @CodySThomason]

you couldn’t make Bewitched today. dating someone who says they’re a witch is normal now

[Michael Porter Junior Soprano @CodySThomason]

@OleMissMBB fire Kermit and hire Rick Pitino

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only 1 week until the NBA is back 👀

[Michael Porter Junior Soprano @CodySThomason]

I swear tg u could feel the love between these 2

[Michael Porter Junior Soprano @CodySThomason]

sheeesh 👀

[Michael Porter Junior Soprano @CodySThomason]

@rghelmer congrats on being broken too i guess 😂

[Michael Porter Junior Soprano @CodySThomason]

why are my instagram targeted ads bullying me

[Michael Porter Junior Soprano @CodySThomason]

thinking about how Kendrick & Kanye have the same number of songs together as Kendrick & the Lonely Island do

[MLB @MLB]

7️⃣0️⃣0️⃣ #Pujols700

[kk *is still awake* @kmkrout]

Don’t know what you’re all talking about with a Brendan Fraser “comeback”. We’ve all been watching The Mummy twice a year since 99. The king never left.

[Michael Porter Junior Soprano @CodySThomason]

@schenckster11 @chloefor3 @max_law hilarious but seeing him hit all those 3s almost ended me

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honestly never thought i’d see Ole Miss win a national title in a major sport :’)

[Michael Porter Junior Soprano @CodySThomason]

gonna take a first date to walmart so i can see if she puts the cart up correctly

[Film at Lincoln Center @FilmLinc]

R.I.P. Vangelis (1943 - 2022)

Seen here composing for BLADE RUNNER, 1981.

[Michael Porter Junior Soprano @CodySThomason]

@max_law facts

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the tattletale strangler is one of my favorite episodes of spongebob because squidward looks like he’s having fun at the parties

[Michael Porter Junior Soprano @CodySThomason]

Oxford facebook is wild

[Michael Porter Junior Soprano @CodySThomason]

@wkrebels @OleMissMBB @KeithCarterOM i’m liking this small school coach Rick Pitino. i think he has what it takes to jump to a power 5 school

[Michael Porter Junior Soprano @CodySThomason]

hire Rick Pitino @OleMissMBB

[Michael Porter Junior Soprano @CodySThomason]

@max_law @OleMissMBB @KeithCarterOM fine with this too

[Michael Porter Junior Soprano @CodySThomason]

@OleMissMBB @KeithCarterOM hire Rick Pitino

[Michael Porter Junior Soprano @CodySThomason]

@OleMissMBB hire Rick Pitino