Cody Stupidface

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My #NewYearsResolutions are to be generous to the less fortunate, pay people compliments when I can and fuck bitches.

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Is the expression 'turbo machine gun thumb bumming' or 'turbo machine gun bum thumbing'?
Hurry pls, in a pub quiz

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tinder but the opposite of tinder so I can avoid people I already know in my area

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#FathersDay

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THIS DAILY MAIL ARTICLE IN 140 CHARACTERS:
THERE WAS A RUKUS IN TESCO NORTHAMPTON WHERE THERE'S POOR PEOPLE AND POLES http://t.co/kL4MWuvKfL

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@helenlooise [stunt penis]

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Yeah well I was Tom Hardy's stunt penis in the film 'Bronson' but you don't hear me harping on about it.

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@adamhepton omg!

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@comedyfish I see what you did there

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Not sure if I wrote down the web address correctly :-/

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@TwopTwips SINGLE? You never know when you'll meet your match so wear fresh underpants whenever possible.

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MONDAY

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You can be beach body ready OR you can have a personality. You can't have both.
I don't make the rules.

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My favourite sex position is Doggy Paddle.

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I want to get a job with the guys who do the names for Farrow&Ball paint colours. Those guys must have the best drugs.

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I don't #subtweet

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1. Get the lads round
2. Sink a few beers
3. Fit some shelves

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Off up the pylons with Salvatorre, my Raki Healer. He says there's a copy of Razzle up there
#vintage

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the story of the 52 Hz whale is pretty much the same as me using Plenty Of Fish oh haha whales and fish in the sea and that ok i get it

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At school if I had my shirt untucked my teacher would shout "you're not at the beach!" and you what? he wasn't wrong.