Cody of Rivia

Cody's the name, Dungeons and Dragons is the game.
Writer, Outdoorsman, Gamer, Elden Lord (He/Him/His)
#ThisIsTheWay #TossACoinToYourWitcher #CriticalRole

[Cody of Rivia @CodyT5595]

After a wonderful phone call with Heinz's customer service (shoutout to Carlos) we have discovered that the Kool Aid man is in fact both the Kool Aid and the pitcher and cannot exist one without the other.

[AshleyStevens @The_Acumen]

We can’t get universal health care, can’t cancel student loans, can’t provide clean water, housing or better public transportation, but The Pentagon can misplace $3.8 trillion. Not for the first time either. Stimulus checks caused inflation but not this? Funny how that works.

[Matt C @MattfromKC]

What eagles fans and Chiefs haters want to see tonight:

[Cody of Rivia @CodyT5595]

Some please bring a me a full rotisserie chicken rn

[Cody of Rivia @CodyT5595]

@SyntacYT Ayo it would be a lovely addition to my soon to be new PC 👀

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

I cannot possibly imagine the depth of this man's pain. The U.S. secretary of state just asked Qatar's government to tone down Aljazeera's coverage. Meanwhile this is what Israel is doing to these journalists.

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

🚨📷BREAKING — NINE, nine candidates emerged from the race of Men, who, above all else, desire power

[Robbie Daymond @robbiedaymond]

In Tucson for my parents’ 30th. Getting groceries & the cashier had a D20 pin. Asked if he played & watched CR. Said he was a forever DM & that I kinda looked Robbie from the show. I said, “I AM!” He said, “Yeah right, and I’m Matt Mercer” & just kept ringing me up! 😂 Gangster.

[Marina Calculli مارينا كالكولي 🇵🇸 @marinacalculli]

With liberals like these, who needs fascists.

[Austin J. Clements @ClementsAustinJ]

Told my ER doctor I study religion:

Dr: oh interesting yeah I grew up Episcopalian

Me: ooh Episcopalians are fascinating

Dr: really? We’re not like one of the weird ones

Me: well no religion thinks it’s the weird one

Dr: you know what I mean we’re not like “weird”

Me: 😐

[The Dwarrow Scholar @KStrongbeard]

Happy Durin's Day Everyone! 🌒☀️Nurt Durinul Gêdul! #DurinsDay

[anna 🏹 @myelessar]

my poor faramir

[Scott Barber @thescottbarber]

But they were all of them deceived, for another ring was made…

[Cody of Rivia @CodyT5595]

The gods continue to give me their toughest battles

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

the only sensible choice for speaker of the house

[Berek of Númenor, Isildur’s Horse 💍 @BerekTheHorse]

Me when the emergency alert went out while I was scrolling my phone.

[Cody of Rivia @CodyT5595]

The Office is boring and stupid, Friends is lame, Stranger Things is an overhyped waste of time

[Trevor Fraley @illustrevor]

What sitcom opinion will have you like this???