Cody Ulm

11x Emmy-Winning Writer & Producer. Formerly @WBD, @MLB & @Cronkite_ASU. Mommas don’t let your babies grow up to be Suns fans.
(codybulm at gmail dot com)

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

My favorite right wing trope is how they’re all in total denial that ancient Greece was a pretty gay place lol

[critter @BecomingCritter]

I was VAPORIZED, Jerry! Vaporized! You know what that does to a man's confidence?

[Van Lathan Jr @VanLathan]

This is all we want. Just make the corruption, lawlessness, and cronyism work for average Americans.

[Cody Ulm @CodyUlm]

First hydration breaks, then hydration breaks for suspensions. What happened to the game I love…?

JK! [BALD EAGLE SCREECH]

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

I am officially nominating Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) for the Nobel Peace Prize.

No President in History has ended the same war so many times.

Our Dear Leader has ended the war with Iran at least 38 times by CNN’s count.

No President has ever done this before.

And he is nowhere near finished ending it.

It’s a record worthy of the Nobel committee’s recognition. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

[Cody Ulm @CodyUlm]

Extremely harsh, unpatriotic red card. Communist VAR strikes again.

[conk @conkface]

#FinalFantasy #FF7

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

I beg your pardon….HE DOES WHAT??

[Cody Ulm @CodyUlm]

Everyday we stray further from Woj.

[Cody Ulm @CodyUlm]

@ShamsCharania You do know we can see every time you delete these tweets right?

[Cody Ulm @CodyUlm]

@ShamsCharania How many times are you going to tweet “three-rounders”?

[Cody Ulm @CodyUlm]

@ShamsCharania “three-rounders”

[Cody Ulm @CodyUlm]

Is Australia full of a bunch of fake tough guy divers?

Discuss:

[talmon joseph smith @talmonsmith]

"Alexi left us!"

Zlatan: “America, you’re welcome”

[Kenny Ducey @KennyDucey]

Bullying works

[Cody Ulm @CodyUlm]

@ShamsCharania Excuse for me to buy new Book merch? Excuse for me to buy new Book merch

[l feII in Dior @LIRIO_AG]

“Ay no, tarjeta gris otra vez”.

[Cody Ulm @CodyUlm]

Well-earned, electric championship run by the Knicks. Happy for the city and all their fans.

But let us not forget the historic, piss-down-their-leg(s) choke job(s) we saw by the Spurs this series. Fire Mitch Johnson into the moon, good lord.