Cody Whitlock

Learn to spell kids, auto-correct isn't always write.

[Cody Whitlock @CodyWhitlock68]

I just found out I’m the first person in my entire family lineage to get to watch a man eat a whole apple in one bite like a horse. #Blessed

[Cody Whitlock @CodyWhitlock68]

You know when you walk into a place and they have a trough urinal, you’re about to smell A LOT of piss

[Cody Whitlock @CodyWhitlock68]

The more people I hear talking shit about fireworks videos, the more firework snaps they’re gonna get. You’ve been warned.

[Cody Whitlock @CodyWhitlock68]

The worst part about these cold temps right now is when you walk into work and everyone has to tell you how cold it is… like I wasn’t just outside. Do they think I took some secret indoor heated portal to work? Feels like Dennis and Wally from #AlwaysSunny

[Cody Whitlock @CodyWhitlock68]

At age 34, I’ve found out what a true midlife crisis really means. It’s 10:45 pm on a Friday night. Do I eat ice cream or drink another beer? …or both??

[John Cooper @Coach___Cooper]

Offensive Lineman will trust a Nigerian Prince more than they'll trust this chair.

[Cody Whitlock @CodyWhitlock68]

Surprised @jamessmurray was in South Dakota! I tried to get a pic with him but he refused and pretended to know nothing about impractical jokers.. kinda rude but I get it. Sometimes he just wants to be a normal guy too.

[Kristi Noem @KristiNoem]

Yesterday, in my State of the State Address, I proposed the elimination of all fees for concealed carry permits. SD will also pay the cost for the federal background check. In my proposal it won’t cost you a penny to exercise your 2nd Amendment rights in South Dakota. #2A

[Jay Schlichte @j_schlichte]

Recruits, our 5th year seniors have won more National Championships than games lost. Let me know when you can find another program that can say that. #RAREBR22D

[NAIA @NAIA]

🏈 | It's a FINAL!!! @MsideMustangs defeats @VikingAthletics to take the 2021 #NAIAFootball National Title back to Sioux City! #CollegeFootball #PlayNAIA

[Kristi Noem @KristiNoem]

Happy #WorldVeganDay to all the hunters who enjoy harvesting vegan pheasant, deer, and elk!

[Cody Whitlock @CodyWhitlock68]

@SalVulcano @jamessmurray @BQQuinn @Joe_Gatto I would give up my first born child to find out this isn’t true 🥺

[Cody Whitlock @CodyWhitlock68]

Really missin’ the “Vortex Bottle”, you guys.

[Cody Whitlock @CodyWhitlock68]

Waiter: “How would you like your eggs sir?” Me: “Cadbury.”

[Cody Whitlock @CodyWhitlock68]

@PrincipalTejkl Still got that perfect form tackle!!!

[Cody Whitlock @CodyWhitlock68]

@kane21014 @Tloan55 @mattyj40 Let’s hear it then tough guy. Who’s better than lil c’s???

[Cody Whitlock @CodyWhitlock68]

@mattyj40 @barstoolsports @stoolpresidente Sioux Falls has some decent pizza. There’s a really good one out west river but I can’t remember the name of it. And is west river really part of South Dakota??

[Cody Whitlock @CodyWhitlock68]

#COVID19 has been the best thing for #SiouxCity now no one can smell it when they drove through!

[Cody Whitlock @CodyWhitlock68]

My face recognition recognizes me with a cookie sticking out of my mouth.. not sure if I should be impressed or offended...